Premier League 2024/25

[jb5000]

I'm not sure that getting sacked after taking five points from 16 games at any level is going to do much for anyone's career

 

[M17TT C]

He'd be perfect for Spurs.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

He'd be perfect for Spurs.

Spurs already have a manager who refuses to play more than one way no matter what so why not eh? Consistency is key after all.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Spurs already have a manager who refuses to play more than one way no matter what so why not eh? Consistency is key after all.

To be fair to Ange, at least his style is fun to watch.

 

[homer]

VAR strikes again in the Wet Spam match

What a hopeless shitshow football is nowadays

 

[Robin127]

My first impression was that it hit Adams hand, I think it was the right call under the current interpretation of the rules.

 

[Blue Maniac]

My first impression was that it hit Adams hand, I think it was the right call under the current interpretation of the rules.

Nah, think he’s got that wrong

 

[Robin127]

Nah, think he’s got that wrong

What's your reasoning behind that?

 

[Blue Maniac]

What's your reasoning behind that?

From the Premier League website:

 

[Robin127]

Reading that I'll agree with you.

 

[pork pie fox]

Martin sacked

Amusing post on their forum:

Russell Martin

www.saintsweb.co.uk

Russell Martin’s revolutionary Tantric Soccer was poised to change the world of football, but unfortunately, the world—well, Southampton FC, specifically—wasn’t ready for his genius. While most managers strive for victories, Martin focused on creating a slow, deliberate build-up, playing with the ball like it was a delicate piece of art, and never finishing. It was a football philosophy that teased, tantalized, and—ultimately—left everyone wanting more, but never quite delivering. Fans would cheer as Southampton strung together 40-minute passing sequences, only for the ball to be gently crossed into the keeper’s hands, leaving them in a perpetual state of longing. It was a football experience that had never been seen before, a zen-like flow that demanded patience and a deep understanding of the art of the game.

Unfortunately, it seems that the patience required for Tantric Soccer is not something the club or its supporters had in abundance. Despite the beauty of the buildup, the board began to grow restless, and fans began to wonder if they'd ever see a ball hit the back of the net again. Even with Martin’s insistence that true brilliance lies in the journey, not the destination, Southampton’s executives—who, let's face it, prefer a more straightforward approach to football—couldn't cope with the magnificence of his vision.

In a tearful farewell press conference, Martin shrugged off the sacking with typical calmness, sipping a carrot juice as he said, “Sometimes you need to let things breathe. A goal will come when it’s ready.” But the club, desperate for points, could no longer wait for the "perfect moment." And so, Russell Martin was shown the door, his Tantric Soccer deemed too avant-garde for the modern football world. Southampton fans may have to wait a little longer for enlightenment, but for now, their club will go back to playing regular football. As for Martin, he’s rumored to be in talks with a few lower-league teams who share his vision—but for now, he’ll probably be too busy making a mean tempeh stir-fry to care.

 

[Robin127]

“Sometimes you need to let things breathe. A goal will come when it’s ready.”