Quality lines in a song!

[lazzer]

:icon_bigg :icon_bigg

I think you and me are showing our age Lazzer:icon_bigg

Top man cheers MF that really did cheer me up :icon_bigg

 

[Motown Fox]

Another Classic

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and a-kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
For they fought with expert timing

 

[lazzer]

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing
:icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

It's Saturday night and I don't give a shite 'cause I'm off to the discoteque

 

[Leesoh]

brings back memories of when i was a kid

It got me my "entertainment" badge in the guides. :icon_redf

 

[Motown Fox]

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you're avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

 

[fcukcov]

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you're avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

She made I laugh ha ha

Bloody hell meton will be wet with the excitment of reading that out loud.

 

[lazzer]

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

 

[Motown Fox]

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants
In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos took and us holding hands

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

 

[Melton Fox]

Bloody hell meton will be wet with the excitment of reading that out loud.

 

[Boy Genius]

My Mother Said
That I Never Should
Never Play With The Naughty Rude Girls In The Wood
Their Giggling Talk I Could Never Understood
And Thats Why I Fell In Love With My Right Hand

 

[Motown Fox]

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You know it's hard

Everybody wants her
Everybody loves her
Everybody wants to take your baby home

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You watch your friends
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It never ends
You know that it's crazy
You want to trust her
Then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman
You go it alone

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

dr.hook

 

[bocadillo]

When you're in love with a beautiful woman
It's hard

Don't be dirty!

 

[Motown Fox]

Well YV not too hard at all. Getting the artist I mean

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Well YV not too hard at all. Getting the artist I mean

i wasnt after any clarification......lucky you :icon_wink :icon_bigg

 

[lazzer]

its like sid james and hattie jacques :icon_roll :icon_bigg

 

[fosseboy83]

gonna shed me some skin
get me real real slim
to feel my bones on your bones

 

[MKFox]

"Foreplay to me ain't shit, when you spread 'em I'm ready."

rip easy e...

 

[DesertFox]

I won't dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags, and the beer tastes just like piss