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[Macky]

Come on who has done something similar in the past

No, I've never assaulted a child

 

[pork pie fox]

Not me.

 

[SwedeFox]

"It has left me a little bit paranoid with regard to physical contact with my son now."

I don't have children, but is it really that hard to abstain from slapping them?

 

[Blue Maniac]

"It has left me a little bit paranoid with regard to physical contact with my son now."

I don't have children, but is it really that hard to abstain from slapping them?

No, not at all. Maniac Junior is 14 and it's never been assaulted by either of its parents.

 

[Mawsley]

Come on who has done something similar in the past

I've never met the man or his son.

 

[homer]

I don't have children, but is it really that hard to abstain from slapping them?

Only if you are blessed with the parenting skills of pig-ignorant thicko chav loser

If you have to resort to violence to control your child, then you have failed to grasp even the most basic skills of parenthood

 

[Mawsley]

I've frequently wanted to slap other people's children.

 

[fitz]

I've frequently wanted to slap other people's children.

I feel tempted to slap the parents of certain children. Gets on my tits when kids are busy shouting/messing about to gain attention from parents who are too busy texting or talking to acknowledge that their child is pissing people off. Buses and pubs are prime locations for this.

 

[Biffa Bacon]

I feel tempted to slap the parents of certain children. Gets on my tits when kids are busy shouting/messing about to gain attention from parents who are too busy texting or talking to acknowledge that their child is pissing people off. Buses and pubs are prime locations for this.

Our gym has a children's play area, parents dump their kids there then go and sit the other side of the building so the little feckers don't bother them, they do however bother everyone else. Shit parents should be rounded up and put in concentration camps.

 

[camberwell fox]

Our gym has a children's play area, parents dump their kids there then go and sit the other side of the building so the little feckers don't bother them, they do however bother everyone else. Shit parents should be rounded up and put in concentration camps.

Yep agree with that. My little boy is 3 and he has been out and ate everywhere we have. Me does so impeccably.

If he begins to get unruly he is reminded that continuing his behaviour will result in a ban - he stops (generally) immediately.

 

[Macky]

Yep agree with that. My little boy is 3 and he has been out and ate everywhere we have. Me does so impeccably.

If he begins to get unruly he is reminded that continuing his behaviour will result in a ban - he stops (generally) immediately.

Oh good grief, you mean you've reproduced?

Me does so impeccably.

Me do eating good too

 

[camberwell fox]

I have to admit thAt is ****ing funny.

 

[fox58]

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs...wing-off-weaponry-based-tattoo-154502525.html

Jay Bothroyd's love

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs...wing-off-weaponry-based-tattoo-154502525.html

Jay Bothroyd's love

Scoopy loopy doopy dooo.

 

[fox58]

Scoopy loopy doopy dooo.

whoops found it now, obviously didn't do a good enough search first time round

 

[Mawsley]

My little boy is 3 and he has been out and ate everywhere we have.

I sincerely hope my boy has not eaten everywhere I have.

 

[Macky]

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/undercover-parents-filmed-seven-child-2949868

 

[Mawsley]

The others just don’t seem to understand what we are doing; they probably don’t have kids.

That'll be it, Scumm. People who don't understand why you're carrying out a more than suspect vigilante campaign is that they don't have kids.

I'm a father who doesn't understand your motivations - but then I've never had a kid.

 

[Macky]

That'll be it, Scumm. People who don't understand why you're carrying out a more than suspect vigilante campaign is that they don't have kids.

I'm a father who doesn't understand your motivations - but then I've never had a kid.

Yeah, but you don't measure your self-worth by how many facebook and youtube 'likes' and comments you get

 

[Mawsley]

Yeah, but you don't measure your self-worth by how many facebook and youtube 'likes' and comments you get

My self-worth is currently being restructured by the IMF.