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Still, I suppose it all helps give credence and substance to the Mormon belief that they are a persecuted minority.
Ever had an argument with a Mormon. They're usually brief. My last one went like this.....

Q. "Why do you not drink alcohol?"
A. "The Bible teaches us it is wrong"
Q. "What about the miracle of Jesus turning water into wine?"
A. :tumbleweed:
 
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Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting to please come out and give himself up.


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AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.


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An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts...


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Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."


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A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
 
Ornamental fish die in market blackout. It will break Melton's heart. :icon_conf

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Ornamental fish die in market blackout. It will break Melton's heart. :icon_conf

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If you're stocking that amount of fish, you should have a backup generator!!!

Unfortunately for countries such as this, the temperatures are higher resulting in less o2 in the water due to the particles being further apart. Also resulting in an increase in fish metabolism, which ultimately creates a higer demand for o2 in an o2 starved environmnet.

It's not just lack of o2 that's the problem, the filters are also down and the water is rapidly filling with ammonia as the bacteria that is required to break it down are on the filters that the water isn't going through it!!!

Idiots.
 
Feckin' Swedes are bonkers. She should have an affair with a fence.
 
I bet she's bricking the first night.
 
she mortar be ashamed of herself...
 
Just watched the news at ten, some bloke has spent millions devising his latest effort at hot air ballooning as high as you can then freefalling/skydiving back to earth.

Balloon thingy gets inflated and takes off. However, somebody forgot to connect the balloon to the pod.Leaving it on terra firma.

They had to knock on the pod to give him the bad news...hahahaha
 
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/career_and_jobs/secretarial/article3924698.ece

How to handle a woman
Tips for male supervisors, meant seriously in 1943, are now hilarious, says Julie Daniels

If you need a reminder of how things have changed for working women in the past few decades, this quaint little guide for employers from the July 1943 edition of Transportation Magazine should do the trick. Male supervisors of women in the workforce during the Second World War were given 11 tips on “Getting More Efficiency out of Women”. It has great entertainment value and will make a fascinating talking point the next time your granny comes to tea.

1. Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters: they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, and they still have the interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

2. When you use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never been in contact with the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It’s always well to impress upon older women the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

3. General experience indicates that “husky” girls — those who are just a little on the heavy side — are more even-tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

4. Retain a doctor to give each woman you hire a special physical examination. This step not only protects the property against the possibility of a lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses that would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job.

5. Stress at the outset the importance of time — the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is made, service is likely to be slowed up.

6. Give the female employee a definite day-long schedule of duties so that she will keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack initiative in finding work for themselves.

7. Whenever possible, let the employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowance for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

9. Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they can’t shrug off harsh words the way men do. Never ridicule a woman — it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.

10. Be considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl’s husband or father may swear vociferously, she’ll grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

11. Get enough size variety in operators’ uniforms, so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can’t be stressed too much in keeping women happy.
 
3. General experience indicates that “husky” girls — those who are just a little on the heavy side — are more even-tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

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