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[Darth Vodka]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...obe-baby-cigarette-photo-posted-Facebook.html

A teenage mother was investigated by police after photographs of her six-month-old son with a cigarette in his mouth were posted on Facebook.

i know i shouldn't laugh at that....

but it's the funniest thing i've seen in ages

:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

it's the funniest thing i've seen in ages

Really?

 

[The Major]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...obe-baby-cigarette-photo-posted-Facebook.html

A teenage mother was investigated by police after photographs of her six-month-old son with a cigarette in his mouth were posted on Facebook.

Lot of fuss about nothing. It's not as if the fag was lit. You'd of though that the police would have better things to do than investigate a joke photo.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Really?

ok then, today

 

[fitz]

Lot of fuss about nothing. It's not as if the fag was lit. You'd of though that the police would have better things to do than investigate a joke photo.

exactly...waste of feckin time

 

[Macky]

ok then, today

Oh okay. I saw a picture of a dead horse earlier, which has spoilt me a bit. So when I saw the baby with the fag, I think the yoof vernacular is 'meh'

 

[fosseboy83]

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/columnists/article7001485.ece

how did this even get to court, she's clearly mental?

 

[Matt_B]

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/columnists/article7001485.ece

how did this even get to court, she's clearly mental?

The reporter's name is nicely ironic

 

[Jeff]

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/columnists/article7001485.ece

how did this even get to court, she's clearly mental?

It got to court because she's mental.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Nonsense.

 

[fosseboy83]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/john-terry-had-sex-with-an-octopus-201002012427/

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/john-terry-had-sex-with-an-octopus-201002012427/

Both strange and true. Except true.

 

[Macky]

I've said it before, and I'll probably say it again, I don't want any child of mine growing up in a world where it's considered okay to have drunken, gay sex with an octopus.

 

[Motown Fox]

Young lad gets 5 years for beating up 78 year old man

I heard this report on our local news today and heard the youths name and realised that he was the same lad who played in my sons footy team when he played at under 14 and under 15 level.

Then I saw the photo and realised it was Gilly and although he was a right mouthy git he weren't a bad player although he could be a bit of a yob sometimes on the field of play and had a bit of a temper, with some nasty/tasty tackles, and threw a few punches (got sent off at least once from memory), I would never have thought he would resort to this!!!

I later found out that we know the old guys grand daughter and my son catches the same bus as the grandson you see at the end of the report.

Well 5 years to sort yourself out Gilly!!

 

[spionfox]

Well 5 years to sort yourself out Gilly!!

I'm sure someone will do it for him inside.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Where do eggs come from?

 

[Billyjof]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...0/Nine-year-old-Chinese-girl-gives-birth.html

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...0/Nine-year-old-Chinese-girl-gives-birth.html

A nurse in the ward told the newspaper that the girl's family was from Songyuan, a nearby city of around three million people, and that she "looked very mature" but it was unclear how she had become pregnant.

 

[Billyjof]

The youngest girl ever to have given birth is thought to be Lina Medina, of Peru, who gave birth at five-years-old in 1939.

:icon_conf

 

[Billyjof]

A nurse in the ward told the newspaper that the girl's family was from Songyuan, a nearby city of around three million people, and that she "looked very mature" but it was unclear how she had become pregnant.

Maybe she went swimming in an Egyptian hotel pool.