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Macky said:
He's ****ing delusional

There's no evidence that this Jesus character even existed, so how would he know whether he liked the cock or not?
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well Jesus (the fictional charcter) never married, had no children, never banged a bird. hung about with 12 men that he went round recruiting and liked Donna Summer (*)

seems pretty conclusive





(*) may have made that bit up
 
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7287186

My friend just called me from a bar in Pheonix Sky Harbor airport. He was on this plane that just made an emergency landing. He's a genuinely hard Kiwi guy but he's still in tears. There was apparently a massive explosion, then flames coming from the engine while the air hostesses ran around panicking. Grown men were crying and everyone was calling home and leaving farewell messages. They had to dump all the fuel over the desert and just made it to the runway, followed by loads of fire engines. They were putting everyone on another flight but hardly anyone was going and my mate won't even get on another plane now, he's just going to get drunk and get a shuttle bus home.

Poor bugger, sounds awful...
 
fcukcov said:
Surely Norman Dagley was the most famous man from Earl Shilton??:102:
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oh, ok...hmmm

beat that Barwell!

oh Chris Kirkland

:)

and that scuzzy family from Bardon Road (who now apparently live in Shilton!)
 
Darth Vodka said:
oh, ok...hmmm

beat that Barwell!

oh Chris Kirkland

:)

and that scuzzy family from Bardon Road (who now apparently live in Shilton!)
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Do you know who Norman Dagley is?:icon_lol: I had a cue off him once, my brother sold it!

I used to play pool with Chris Kirkland.
 
fcukcov said:
Do you know who Norman Dagley is?:icon_lol: I had a cue off him once, my brother sold it!

I used to play pool with Chris Kirkland.
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i do after some googlin

:)
 
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