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[Steven]

Maybe she went swimming in an Egyptian hotel pool.

It doesn't get any more credible the second time round. :icon_wink

 

[fosseboy83]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100205/tuk-knicker-nicker-to-be-sentenced-6323e80.html

at least he don't look the sort:icon_bigg

 

[Hector]

How did they resist the headline:

"Knicker nicker nicked" ?

 

[Blue Maniac]

How did they resist the headline:

"Knicker nicker nicked" ?

Already been used :icon_bigg

 

[fosseboy83]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK...:_Ale_Rich_In_Silicon_Helps_Stop_Osteoporosis

beers good for ya! i knew it!

 

[Motown Fox]

Not like this when I went to school
Woman teacher admits grooming 15 year old Leicester college boy for sex

 

[Matt_B]

Not like this when I went to school
Woman teacher admits grooming 15 year old Leicester college boy for sex

To be honest, I probably wouldn't shag a woman for a Tennis Racket, what was she thinking.

 

[Macky]

Not like this when I went to school
Woman teacher admits grooming 15 year old Leicester college boy for sex

We constantly had teachers trying to have sex with us, but then again it was a Christian Brothers school

 

[DesertFox]

I thought I had a big dog (and indeed I do) but this one is taking the piss. And it's in Tucson as well.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1237727/Is-Giant-George-worlds-tallest-dog-The-7ft-long-blue-great-dane-claim-title.html

Interestingly, it's a much bigger news story in Britain than it is over here, which is surprising given the reputation America has for consuming frivolous non-news.

 

[spionfox]

I thought I had a big dog (and indeed I do) but this one is taking the piss.

Can you be sure it isn't 'Photoshopped'?

 

[fosseboy83]

it's a horse, surely

 

[Siouxsie]

Interestingly, it's a much bigger news story in Britain than it is over here, which is surprising given the reputation America has for consuming frivolous non-news.

I'd have thought if you were going to be photographed for international news that you'd make sure you had clean trousers on

 

[DesertFox]

Can you be sure it isn't 'Photoshopped'?

No idea, but if it breaks the world record you have to assume it's genuine. I know the Buena Pet Clinic is real.

Makes my dog look tiny
http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showpost.php?p=250049&postcount=490

 

[fosseboy83]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sh..._Being_Thrown_Off_US_Flight_For_Being_Too_Fat

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20100215/tpl-sikh-will-be-first-non-white-in-far-5b839a9.html

 

[pork pie fox]

Not sure that this is the right thread for this, but I'll post it here as I can't think where else to post it.

Footballer given 4 red cards in 1 match:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/17022010/58/four-red-footballer-banned-years.html

 

[The Major]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8520243.stm

I wonder if Tom Champagne will be made redundant.

 

[Darth Vodka]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html


pfffffffffffffft

 

[Macky]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html


pfffffffffffffft

He's ****ing delusional

There's no evidence that this Jesus character even existed, so how would he know whether he liked the cock or not?

 

[Blue Maniac]

He's ****ing delusional

There's no evidence that this Jesus character even existed, so how would he know whether he liked the cock or not?

Didn't John the Baptist slip him the occasional length?