Blue Maniac
Alzheimers sufferer
****s. I've just sat here chuckling away to myself at work, everyone's looking at me as if I'm mental :icon_lol:
What a surprise, it turns out it was all bollocks.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10461548.stm
When he stood to give a vote of thanks at Tuesday's event his trousers came loose and fell.
It was at this point that the Lord Mayor accidentally fell, causing a ketchup bottle to become inserted into his anus.
Fortunately, the ketchup bottle was wearing a condom.
Seems reasonable to me
"A man has died after wanking himself silly over the website "meatspin.com". Tedfoxx, from Loughborough was found to be wearing only his Leicester City shirt and was surrounded by photographs of his idol, Michael Morrison's crotch.
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |