Random News Article Thread

[Darth Vodka]

Idiots. Do they drain the reservoir every time a bird shits in it too?

what about fish spunk?

 

[RHYDAL]

what about fish spunk?

Don't forget all the rotting beavers.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Don't forget all the rotting beavers.

i have seen too many of those

 

[Motown Fox]

What a de -fence!!

 

[tedfoxxx]

What a de -fence!!

http://talkingballs.co.uk/showthrea...eichel-offer?p=1039962&viewfull=1#post1039962

Scooooooop, complete with identical shit joke.

 

[Motown Fox]

Different thread within 5 minutes or so of each other so I did have an excuse.
The headline was an obvious one too. Little else you could put

 

[The Major]

A woman died from a heart attack caused by shock after waking up to discover she had been declared dead - and was being prepared for burial.
As mourning relatives filed past her open coffin the supposedly dead woman suddenly woke up and started screaming as she realised where she was.
Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been wrongly declared deceased by doctors but died for real after hearing mourners saying prayers for her soul to be taken up to heaven in Kazan, Russia.

Devastated husband Fagili Mukhametzyanov, 51, had been told his wife had died of a heart attack after she'd collapsed at home suffering from chest pains.
Mr Mukhametzyanov said: 'Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good.
'I am very angry and want answers. She wasn’t dead when they said she was and they could have saved her.'
Hospital spokesman Minsalih Sahapov said: 'We are carrying out an investigation.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...d-shock-waking-OWN-funeral.html#ixzz1Q8I2xsZK

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12547366
****ing hypocrite.

 

[bocadillo]

One for pussy lovers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13922404

 

[RHYDAL]

For all your FuFu needs.......

 

[Steven]

For all your FuFu needs.......

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African or Caribbean?

 

[Dour]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12547366
****ing hypocrite.

Still, at least he'll now get to sample that batty boy action he sings about.

 

[RHYDAL]

African or Caribbean?

This was meant to be in the random image thread. Oops.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Still, at least he'll now get to sample that batty boy action he sings about.

Well, he did one violently anti-gay song when he was 15. But he's been singing about Rastafari and promoting peace and love for the last 15 years or more and now he's off to prison for cocaine and gun offences. The complete cock.

 

[Matt_B]

Well, he did one violently anti-gay song when he was 15. But he's been singing about Rastafari and promoting peace and love for the last 15 years or more and now he's off to prison for cocaine and gun offences. The complete cock.

All singers lie in their songs, I'm actually pretty sire Rhianna knows her own name.

 

[spionfox]

All singers lie in their songs

Too right. D:Ream have got a lot to answer for.

 

[Siouxsie]

Too right. D:Ream have got a lot to answer for.

the lovely Brian Cox for one

 

[SJN-Fox]

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/29062011/36/dvla-bans-obscene-number-plate-0.html

 

[DesertFox]

One day after returning from Pinetop where I was walking my dog... :icon_eek:

http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/2011/06/29/20110629gilbert-woman-bear-attack-abrk29-ON.html?page=2

 

[DesertFox]

Here's one for the Darwin awards...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13968581