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[Blaby blue blood]

Nice to see EA Sports have done the right thing

http://uk.videogames.games.yahoo.co...yler-undertake-fifa-12-commentary-97e364.html

 

[Leesoh]

Can we blame the striking teachers for this? Some people are....

 

[Mawsley]

Do teachers make cows sad and lonely?

 

[Leesoh]

Do teachers make cows sad and lonely?

How could you?

 

[Mawsley]

How could you?

Because their friends are tasty pie fillings.

We're also responsible for giving the world motorway traffic jams, Jordan, wasps and Mansfield.

 

[SwedeFox]

All singers lie in their songs, I'm actually pretty sire Rhianna knows her own name.

True, but I love the way she does it...

 

[Leesoh]

Because their friends are tasty pie fillings.

We're also responsible for giving the world motorway traffic jams, Jordan, wasps and Mansfield.

I see you're not owning up to the Coventry Ring Road.

When are you coming over for more Cow Pie? I promise to gag the WUM.

 

[Mawsley]

I see you're not owning up to the Coventry Ring Road.

When are you coming over for more Cow Pie? I promise to gag the WUM.

:icon_lol:

It's been too long, we ought to make it soon.

 

[Motown Fox]

So would you have given it back?
Think the Bank should have paid his fine though, a lot cheaper than losing that money they could have lost all together

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

Because their friends are tasty pie fillings.

We're also responsible for giving the world motorway traffic jams, Jordan, wasps and Mansfield.

:icon_eek: :icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/13958630
This would make a great party trick!

 

[The Major]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/13958630
This would make a great party trick!

:icon_bigg It'd liven up karaoke night.

 

[bocadillo]

Jeff

Jeff?

JEFF!!

You OK, Jeff?

 

[Jeff]

Jeff

Jeff?

JEFF!!

You OK, Jeff?

A candidate for the Darwin Awards.
He turned the wrong way up a dual carriageway, then tried to escape from the police by jumping over a wall. Depending on where he jumped he could have ended up in the river, or on the railway lines via overhead cables.

 

[bocadillo]

A candidate for the Darwin Awards.
He turned the wrong way up a dual carriageway, then tried to escape from the police by jumping over a wall. Depending on where he jumped he could have ended up in the river, or on the railway lines via overhead cables.

We're just glad it wasn't you - aren't we, lads?

We are, aren't we, LADS!

 

[Matt_B]

We're just glad it wasn't you - aren't we, lads?

We are, aren't we, LADS!

I was never worried

the 30-year-old

 

[Blue Maniac]

I was never worried

Neither was I.

Joseph Gilheaney

 

[bocadillo]

Neither was I.

Joseph Gilheaney

The unfortunate man was not named in earlier renditions of the page.

And I know Jeff is over 30, but he doesn't look a day over 29½.

 

[Blue Maniac]

The unfortunate man was not named in earlier renditions of the page.

And I know Jeff is over 30, but he doesn't look a day over 29½.

You must have introduced me to a different Jeff at Huddersfield.

 

[spionfox]

The unfortunate man was not named in earlier renditions of the page.

And I know Jeff is over 30 stone, but he doesn't look a pound over 29½.

Harsh.