Random News Article Thread

[FryattFox]

Dirk?

He's called Dirk?!

:icon_lol:

My favourite line by far was 'Dirk has never lived in the wild'.

So had they stolen a wild penguin it would have enjoyed the adventure?

Lovely stuff.

 

[fitz]

LOLZ

 

[FryattFox]

LOLZ

So she was 'literally sick' at a drawing of a penis.

 

[Steven]

Man killed while urinating on Chicago subway

 

[pork pie fox]

Man killed while urinating on Chicago subway

I probably shouldn't laugh at a 27 year old dying, but this bit amused me:

A victim would have to be standing extremely close to the electric rail in order for their stream to hold together and carry the charge. More often the stream breaks into droplets, interrupting the charge.

 

[Motown Fox]

It's official we are all in the Shi'ite

 

[Macky]

How utterly ****ing vile
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/25/catholic-church-schools-gay-marriage

 

[bocadillo]

How utterly ****ing vile
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/25/catholic-church-schools-gay-marriage

Marriage-the joining together of two people
For better or for worse
Till death them do part
Ole!

 

[Darth Vodka]

God made Adam & Eve, not Adam and Steve

 

[Cate Fox]

How utterly ****ing vile
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/apr/25/catholic-church-schools-gay-marriage

I'm utterly disgusted... no wonder people turn away from the church with shite like that.

 

[homer]

I'm utterly disgusted... no wonder people turn away from the church with shite like that.

I turned my back on my catholic priest when I was a young boy


















I'll never make that mistake again :icon_eek:

 

[Steven]

Charming. :icon_roll

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...oy-search-ex-director-claimed-owed-money.html

 

[Motown Fox]

Katie Price to marry for the third time

 

[Mawsley]

Katie Price to marry for the third time

How is this random? The slut will be remarrying for her entire life in a bid for column inches. If she were marrying an octopus or a bed it'd be random.

 

[pork pie fox]

How is this random? The slut will be remarrying for her entire life in a bid for column inches. If she were marrying an octopus or a bed it'd be random.

To be fair Mawsley, most articles posted on here aren't random.

 

[Mawsley]

To be fair Mawsley, most articles posted on here aren't random.

Woman with a penis in her burger box was quite random.

 

[pork pie fox]

Woman with a penis in her burger box was quite random.

Yes but that sentence could be applied to the Jordan story too :icon_wink

 

[Motown Fox]

12-year-old Callum Smith from Leicester dies

R.I.P. Callum

 

[Mawsley]

Yes but that sentence could be applied to the Jordan story too :icon_wink

I'll set 'em up :icon_bigg

 

[pork pie fox]

I'll set 'em up :icon_bigg

Boom boom :icon_bigg