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[Real Sharapova]

I will be mainly wearing Versace.

 

[Steven]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/800000-payout-for-wronged-expc-sultan-alam-7647829.html

 

[Steven]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-confidential-information-gay-community.html

 

[Steven]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...ks-at-the-heart-of-scotland-yard-7646599.html

 

[Motown Fox]

Norwich City kit published on internet ahead of launch by a 17 year-old Norwich City fan

Not that secure a site if he managed that

 

[Mawsley]

Norwich City kit published on internet ahead of launch by a 17 year-old Norwich City fan

Not that secure a site if he managed that

They called the police, they called the ****ing police because a fat kid found some pictures on their website of a kit that looks as good as identical to the kit they always play in.

David McNally called the police.

David McNally is a **** of the first order.

Norwich City - what a ****ing joke.

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.independent.co.uk/i/edit...oo-farcical-to-be-credible-right-7657919.html

All news is now shit

 

[Biffa Bacon]

They called the police, they called the ****ing police because a fat kid found some pictures on their website of a kit that looks as good as identical to the kit they always play in.

David McNally called the police.

David McNally is a **** of the first order.

Norwich City - what a ****ing joke.

Can only agree with that, if the images were accessible because of their own poor security rather than hacked from a secure location it's an absolute joke.

Sensible companies like car, motorbike, phone etc firms actually realise that a few illicit photos actually drive interest and sales far more than the official announcements.

 

[Steven]

Norwich City kit published on internet ahead of launch by a 17 year-old Norwich City fan

Not that secure a site if he managed that

Mr "I am a complete ****" David McNally is so cheap he does not have test environment. Therefore he does not put much of a price on the Club's "intellectual property". What "intellectual property" would this be? The same kits that everyone can look at some 24 hours later. :icon_roll

 

[Mawsley]

Mr "I am a complete ****" David McNally is so cheap he does not have test environment. Therefore he does not put much of a price on the Club's "intellectual property". What "intellectual property" would this be? The same kits that everyone can look at some 24 hours later. :icon_roll

When he was interviewed yesterday you'd struggle to find someone less intellectual to mumble about their property rights.

 

[Mawsley]

Sensible companies like car, motorbike, phone etc firms actually realise that a few illicit photos actually drive interest and sales far more than the official announcements.

Why would photos of a Norwich shirt drive up car, motorbike and phone sales?

 

[FryattFox]

Why would photos of a Norwich shirt drive up car, motorbike and phone sales?

They don't, but maybe tractor and scooter retailers might...

 

[Motown Fox]

One way to get rid of a rival :icon_eek:

Couldn't see David & Kylie Platt doing this to Tina though

 

[Mawsley]

One way to get rid of a rival :icon_eek:

Couldn't see David & Kylie Platt doing this to Tina though

Dev though? Once he finds out about the affair it is the only possible outcome.

 

[Steven]

This poor sod didn't a whole medical army beside the pitch.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2132041/Boy-7-collapses-dies-playing-football-school.html

 

[Steven]

The girl who works in a chip shop who has 'Britain's most beautiful face'

There is no doubt she is a very good looking young woman. :icon_bigg

 

[spionfox]

There is no doubt she is a very good looking young woman. :icon_bigg

She should have taken that straw out of her mouth at least 30 minutes before the picture was taken.

 

[Real Sharapova]

She should have taken that straw out of her mouth at least 30 minutes before the picture was taken.

Gratuitous editing opportunity......must resist, must resist..........

 

[Macky]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/19/peter-hain-mps-prosecuted-judge

 

[Mawsley]

Dirk?

He's called Dirk?!

:icon_lol: