Random News Article Thread

[Billyjof]

Come on - tell me it's never happened to you.

It's a very common accident.

http://t.co/Yuu7fhYp

The Lord is my Shepard's Pie

haha haha

 

[Steven]

Priest in 'indecent images' row at primary school in Pomeroy

 

[Mawsley]

Priest in 'indecent images' row at primary school in Pomeroy

I've covered my table & computer in coffee and donut thanks to the lines:

• "The parents said Fr McVeigh quickly removed the memory stick"
• "Parents said 16 indecent images of men were displayed"

:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/02/meanwhile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/02/meanwhile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/

I'm pretty much the same; if I see a **** I want to **** it.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Americans ban 50 words from tests

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/03...bidden-words-removed-from-standardized-tests/

 

[Darth Vodka]

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/ross-kemp-folded/

not really news

 

[Macky]

not really news

'News'??? It's not even 'new'

 

[The Major]

Americans ban 50 words from tests

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/03...bidden-words-removed-from-standardized-tests/

I'll give it 2 years before we're doing the same here.

 

[Mawsley]

I'll give it 2 years before we're doing the same here.

£250,000 will guarantee it doesn't.

 

[bocadillo]

Jeeeeesh! - http://uk.news.yahoo.com/snow-fall-driver-survives-200ft-truck-plunge-204441799.html

 

[Mawsley]

Jeeeeesh! - http://uk.news.yahoo.com/snow-fall-driver-survives-200ft-truck-plunge-204441799.html

It was all Labour's fault.

 

[Leesoh]

It was all Labour's fault.

Jermaine Beckford's fault.

 

[Jeff]

Jermaine Beckford's fault.

PEARSON'S fault.

 

[Macky]

http://www.canada.com/health/Transg...+Miss+Universe+competition/6400065/story.html

I bet it's like a viscous axe wound down below, but I still would. Just out of curiosity

 

[bocadillo]

http://www.canada.com/health/Transg...+Miss+Universe+competition/6400065/story.html

I bet it's like a viscous axe wound down below, but I still would. Just out of curiosity

Viscous? Thick and sticky?

Well it would be, wouldn't it?

 

[Macky]

Viscous? Thick and sticky?

Well it would be, wouldn't it?

It would be if I got my way with it




How the **** did that happen? Freudian slip?

 

[bocadillo]

How the **** did that happen? Freudian slip?

:icon_bigg

 

[pork pie fox]

Jeeeeesh! - http://uk.news.yahoo.com/snow-fall-driver-survives-200ft-truck-plunge-204441799.html

I love the calm way the tow-truck driver gets out of the cab, appears very meh about the whole thing.

 

[FryattFox]

I love the calm way the tow-truck driver gets out of the cab, appears very meh about the whole thing.

Were we watching the same video?