Matt_B
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Almost brought me to tears at work. Thing I've got PMT
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Almost brought me to tears at work. Thing I've got PMT
Macky
Gruntled Member
Probably turned man eater after becoming over-familiar with humans and was then hunted & killed
fcukcov
Active Member
In Cambridge by any chance?
Steven
Active Member
With some bloke taking photos on his mobile?
fcukcov
Active Member
Sounds ture to me.
Matt_B
Well-Known Member
Made the missus cry too. Bunch of sops
Motown Fox
Well-Known Member
Today is National Orgasm Day and there is only just over half an hour left!!!!!
http://www.responsesource.com/releases/rel_display.php?relid=iEXQT
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Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Fantastic
Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Love what the judge said to this geezer as a justification for not sending him down :icon_lol:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7540994.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7540994.stm
tedfoxxx
Well-Known Member
Is the world going to end this Saturday?
Hadron Collider
This Saturday the most advanced scientific instrument ever built will be switched on in Geneva.
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been built to test current theories for particle physics and scientists will try and recreate the conditions that existed just after the Big Bang by smashing parts of atoms together at high speeds.
When activated the collider could show one of the most elusive particles in our Universe, the Higgs boson, also called the "God particle". This observation could confirm the Standard Model of physics unifying three of the four known fundamental forces: electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force and the weak nuclear force, leaving out just gravity.
However, other more dangerous particles will also be produced for which searches are planned, such as black holes, and never seen before particles of matter, and even now, the architects of what is being termed a "Doomsday" machine, the U.S. Department of Energy, Fermilab, the National Science Foundation and CERN are being sued in federal court over fears that this experiment may in fact destroy the planet.
Also our old friend Nostradamus’ words ring from the grave with this grim prediction:
Nostradamus quatrain 9 44:
Leave, leave Geneva every last one of you,
Saturn will be converted from gold to iron,
"Raypoz" will exterminate all who oppose him,
Before the coming the sky will show signs.
Did Nostradamus predict the Large Hadron Collider? Will the Earth disappear into a black hole of its own making?
Hadron Collider
This Saturday the most advanced scientific instrument ever built will be switched on in Geneva.
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been built to test current theories for particle physics and scientists will try and recreate the conditions that existed just after the Big Bang by smashing parts of atoms together at high speeds.
When activated the collider could show one of the most elusive particles in our Universe, the Higgs boson, also called the "God particle". This observation could confirm the Standard Model of physics unifying three of the four known fundamental forces: electromagnetism, the strong nuclear force and the weak nuclear force, leaving out just gravity.
However, other more dangerous particles will also be produced for which searches are planned, such as black holes, and never seen before particles of matter, and even now, the architects of what is being termed a "Doomsday" machine, the U.S. Department of Energy, Fermilab, the National Science Foundation and CERN are being sued in federal court over fears that this experiment may in fact destroy the planet.
Also our old friend Nostradamus’ words ring from the grave with this grim prediction:
Nostradamus quatrain 9 44:
Leave, leave Geneva every last one of you,
Saturn will be converted from gold to iron,
"Raypoz" will exterminate all who oppose him,
Before the coming the sky will show signs.
Did Nostradamus predict the Large Hadron Collider? Will the Earth disappear into a black hole of its own making?
Chuck T Masala
New Member
Do you think it will be before kick off or after the game has finished? I don't want to waste money on a programme and a pie if I am going to be vapourised before 3 p.m. Also do you think Pearson should change his game plan in the light of the potential for the catostrophic destruction of the earth? :icon_wink
tedfoxxx
Well-Known Member
well yeah, if all human endevour is to be rendered pointless, ending billions of lives on a planet that is so beutiful and full of miricales and wonders - then i'd give gradel a run out tbh
Chuck T Masala
New Member
Good call!
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| 2 | Manchester C | 6 | 14 |
| 3 | Arsenal | 6 | 14 |
| 4 | Chelsea | 6 | 13 |
| 5 | Aston Villa | 6 | 13 |
| 6 | Fulham | 6 | 11 |
| 7 | Newcastle | 6 | 11 |
| 8 | Tottenham | 6 | 10 |
| 9 | Brighton | 6 | 9 |
| 10 | Nottm F | 6 | 9 |
| 11 | Brentford | 6 | 7 |
| 12 | Manchester U | 6 | 7 |
| 13 | Bournemouth | 5 | 5 |
| 14 | West Ham | 6 | 5 |
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| 16 | Everton | 6 | 4 |
| 17 | Leicester | 6 | 3 |
| 18 | Palace | 6 | 3 |
| 19 | Southampton | 5 | 1 |
| 20 | Wolves | 6 | 1 |
