Random News Article Thread

[tedfoxxx]

Good call!

who knows, we could be sheltered from the blast inside walkers fortress, after a moment of madness from micky adams, he called for the stadium walls to be built ten feet thick and lined with lead. the surviving 25,000 odd could survive on worthingtons and pies for afew weeks while the dust from the blast settles. then upon leaving the stadium we find everyone else in their poorly built stadiums and crappy house are gone. so lcfc are now not only the greastest team in the world (starting a fierce rivalry with mk dons) but we also get to repopulate the earth

but it'll probably never happen so..........

 

[Melton Fox]

the surviving 25,000 odd could survive on worthingtons and pies for afew weeks

Have we got new caterers then?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Have we got new caterers then?

dont know melts

 

[Matt_B]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080806/ap_on_fe_st/odd_broken_window

I know it's a silly non story but it's nice to see examples of parents teaching their kids the right way of things and the kids actually being decent enough to own up. We all pass around stories of kids gone bad so thought I'd share

 

[Billyjof]

Complex shit:icon_lol:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/12/3

 

[Scarby]

Complex shit:icon_lol:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/12/3

what a rubbish story

 

[Billyjof]

what a rubbish story

Glad you liked it scarb, as the thread suggests a random news article.

Rather a strange piece of journalism, at first it doesn't appear to have a single bit of humour in reporting a flying inflatable dog "turd" :icon_lol:

 

[Scarby]

Glad you liked it scarb, as the thread suggests a random news article.

Rather a strange piece of journalism, at first it doesn't appear to have a single bit of humour in reporting a flying inflatable dog "turd" :icon_lol:

it was random and i agree about the journalism

 

[Steven]

Herpes virus ravages Koi carp population

 

[Melton Fox]

Herpes virus ravages Koi carp population

Their own fault to a certain extent.

Find a supplier you can trust.

We send all the fish we ship from each farm in Japan for KHV tests everytime we ship them. We spend hundreds of thousands of pounds each year ensuring stocks are as protected from KHV as possible.

When you buy/accept fish from all sorts of suppliers, this is the end result.

 

[Steven]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/47317/Size-zero-sucks-says-Miss-England/

 

[Scarby]

A man has been banned by a court from having sex with his partner at her home after keeping neighbours awake with loud shouting and banging in the night.

Brighton council obtained an injunction against Adam Hinton, 32, of Brighton, for threatening neighbours whose complaints had led to legal action.

Last week he was fined £200 for breaching a noise abatement order.

Partner Kerry Norris faced eviction and Mr Hinton has been banned from going within 100m (109 yards) of her flat.

Ms Norris lives in a one-bedroom council flat in Brighton.

Neighbours said they had suffered two years of the couple's noise throughout the night.

Some suffering sleepless nights had to be rehoused by the council.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7561166.stm

 

[Melton Fox]

Unbelievable!!!!

He lives in Brighton and claims his partner is a "she". Shocking stuff.

 

[highland fox]

A man has been banned by a court from having sex with his partner at her home after keeping neighbours awake with loud shouting and banging in the night.

Brighton council obtained an injunction against Adam Hinton, 32, of Brighton, for threatening neighbours whose complaints had led to legal action.

Last week he was fined £200 for breaching a noise abatement order.

Partner Kerry Norris faced eviction and Mr Hinton has been banned from going within 100m (109 yards) of her flat.

Ms Norris lives in a one-bedroom council flat in Brighton.

Neighbours said they had suffered two years of the couple's noise throughout the night.

Some suffering sleepless nights had to be rehoused by the council.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7561166.stm

Lucky Bastards
Jealousy is an ugly trait

 

[Scarby]

big spider web

http://hubpages.com/hub/Giant_Spider_Web_creates_bug_buzz_in_Texas

 

[fosseboy83]

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/america-still-making-a-big-deal-about-rounders-348

:icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/america-still-making-a-big-deal-about-rounders-348

:icon_bigg

:icon_lol:

 

[Scarby]

http://newsbiscuit.com/article/america-still-making-a-big-deal-about-rounders-348

:icon_bigg

:icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

I think it's a great way to administer cream

 

[fox58]

I think it's a great way to administer cream

i'll bet he worked up a lather