homer
Well-Known Member
I've not stopped wanking all week
Me too. I've had to buy a new wank flannel to cope
She was a powerful woman - and power is certainly an attractive quality
She also loved a pearly necklace
I've not stopped wanking all week
Me too. I've had to buy a new wank sock to cope
So, clear this up for me Mackster. Did you like her or not?I've not stopped all week
So, clear this up for me Mackster. Did you like her or not?
Just for clarity, I'm with Mark Steel on this
:icon_lol: So, on the fence then?...it must have been confusing for Jehovah’s Witnesses, as every time they knocked on a door and asked, “Have you heard the good newsâ€, they’d be told “Yes mate, I have, do you want to come in for a beer?â€
**** yeh.
Can this be altered mods please?
:icon_lol: Lovely stuff.No ****ing way, that's some funny shit right there :icon_lol:
No ****ing way, that's some funny shit right there :icon_lol:
No ****ing way, that's some funny shit right there :icon_lol:
I am very ****ing ****ed off.
I was mentally planning my righteously indignant and indirectly (and therefore not infractionable) rude reply.
I'll have to save it for Mr. Sandinvagina, whenever he returns.
Not the content you twit, the recipient of the quote.
I knew what you meant, that's what made it all the funnier
'For someone who appears so intelligent from the content of ones posts...'
'You can see no merit in no one else's...'
'...your incestuous four walls...'
'....a discussion as immotive as this one....'
...are you simply incapable of seeing that it is lexical diarrhoea?...
I am totally incapable of even typing words like that.
Lexical Luthor
Arrr.
Get your grren shit out of my North Pole hide-out you ****ing building-skiing bastard. You and farty-comedian's stupid psychotherapist agony aunt.
Bassards.
I've drunk too much.
It's probably time I go to bed before I insult Sandycunt.
Night.
I am totally incapable of even typing words like that.
Lexical Luthor
Arrr.
Get your grren shit out of my North Pole hide-out you ****ing building-skiing bastard. You and farty-comedian's stupid psychotherapist agony aunt.
Bassards.
I've drunk too much.
It's probably time I go to bed before I insult Sandycunt.
Night.
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