What’s the appeal of Tottenham, exactly? They won the League Cup nobody quite remembers how many years ago? Well so did Birmingham. They’re in London? So are Charlton.
Oh but wHaT aBoUt hIsToRy
Liverpool, Everton, both Manchesters, Arsenal, Chelsea, Forest, Derby, Ipswich, Leeds, Villa, Blackburn and Leicester have all won the title in the six decades since Tottenham’s most recent win. 30 years and counting since an FA Cup final. Since then, finals have featured Sunderland, Sheffield Wednesday, Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Villa, Southampton, Millwall, West Ham, Portsmouth, Cardiff, Stoke, Wigan, Hull, Palace and Watford.
Their very name has become a euphemism for ****ing something up. They have an absolute maximum of three players who might get in our team, two of those only if someone is injured.
By any measure other than pound notes, their status as a “big six club” is a complete scam. They’re an overrated garbage club run by a complete dickhead, and only an equivalent moron would leave the position Rodgers is in now to join that circus of failure.
**** Tottenham and **** anyone who aspires to be Tottenham.