Ruth Kelly - quality MILF or not?

[tedfoxxx]

Uncanny. The only time I have been to Melton the exact same thing happened to me. :icon_bigg

Was there a bloke lying outside the pork pie shop with a claranet sticking out his arse?

 

[Steven]

Was there a bloke lying outside the pork pie shop with a claranet sticking out his arse?

I do recall someone talking crap and making it up as they went along. :icon_wink

 

[FIF]

surely she's better than the hand?

 

[Chuck T Masala]

surely she's better than the hand?

Ah but the five fingered widow will be anyone you want her to be, never lets you down or asks for commitment. It even has a smoke with you afterwards! :icon_wink

 

[Matt_B]

Ah but the five fingered widow will be anyone you want her to be, never lets you down or asks for commitment. It even has a smoke with you afterwards! :icon_wink

Hopefully you wash it first

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Hopefully you wash it first

It occasionally wears rubber for me - just for the odd kinky session you understand! :icon_eek:

 

[spionfox]

It occasionally wears rubber for me - just for the odd kinky session you understand! :icon_eek:

Dimpled rubber?

 

[Hammond Organ]

Ruth Kelly is ****ing bogging

 

[spionfox]

Ruth Kelly is ****ing bogging

Can bogging be ****ed?

And what the **** is bogging anyway

 

[newtonfox]

Can bogging be ****ed?

And what the **** is bogging anyway

What ever it is,your too old for it :icon_wink

 

[Dour]

Since we're going through Labour Party hot-or-nots, anyone recognise this one:



She is, as far as I know, the only Labour politician I have drunkenly propositioned.

And that went badly.

 

[Darth Vodka]

Since we're going through Labour Party hot-or-nots, anyone recognise this one:

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She is, as far as I know, the only Labour politician I have drunkenly propositioned.

And that went badly.

she said yes?

 

[Hector]

Since we're going through Labour Party hot-or-nots, anyone recognise this one:

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She is, as far as I know, the only Labour politician I have drunkenly propositioned.

And that went badly.

You normally specialise in Conservatives?

 

[Singth]

Ruth Kelly has a face like a robbers dog

 

[Macky]

Ruth Kelly has a face like a robbers dog

I disagree, I think it's more like a milkman's dog

 

[Macky]

I disagree, I think it's more like a milkman's dog

Or perhaps a travelling autofactors salesman's dog

 

[Macky]

Or perhaps a travelling autofactors salesman's dog

In fact, she closely resembles the face of a dog belonging to a web applications developer from Bristol

 

[Hazzman]

a web applications developer from Bristol

Strangely I know some of that description but he doesn't have a dog.

 

[manxfox]

I preferred her with short hair

 

[No.6 Muzzy Izzet...]

Since we're going through Labour Party hot-or-nots, anyone recognise this one:

View attachment 3764

She is, as far as I know, the only Labour politician I have drunkenly propositioned.

And that went badly.

I think that's Siobhain Mcdonagh, recent self-proclaimed anti-Brownite

When did you meet her?