step said:
Played 49, won 9
I think that says enough about the mess we are in and have been in for some time.
Who is to blame, MA, DB or cork? It has to be DB or MA.
Can we afford to loss another five games before MA is sacked? No not if we want to stay in the fizzy
If we want to get back into the premiure MA must go sooner rather than later.
Played 49 won 9. Do these three comedians have any pride? We'd have got better results with the Chuckle Brothers in charge and if not at least we'd have had a laugh.
And what's coming out of the boardroom? No comment. And why not? They can't see there's anything different happening from the week before, and the week before that. Someone's got to lose and we're more used to it than anyone else. They'll be sending out a booklet soon like the Government ... "What to do in case of a victory."
"Please do not stand up - you might intimidate the players and please do not think of cheering loudly because you might wake the sleeping fans who are not expecting another goal until Christmas or another victory until we've lost as many games as Palace did last year."
"What we have to stress is that we're all in this together. Funds are tight and the coaches have found it hard to contrive defeats against the lesser teams but they have largely succeeded and they have saved an enormous amount in win bonuses in doing so. They are to be congratulated (and were seen doing so among themselves only last night)
"Clearly the no-win situation at City is gradually being impressed on the rest of the club - it was nice to see the Reserves got a 3-1 thrashing the other night to maintain a pretty solid cash-saving performance all round. If it continues like this we may be in a position to hand out free meat pies as a dividend come the half-year.
"I have to stress that in the event of a victory we will cope although it has been stressed that anyone who scores will have to clean the stadium perimeter to help us balance the books."
"Just like a terrorist attack, we don't think a win is really likely but we have to be prepared and as directors we believe we couldn't have prepared ourselves better because we've told the three wise men they'll definitely be keeping their jobs.
"Furthermore we have already sent a delegation down to WH Smith's and
you'll be pleased to know that they an excellent roadmap section showing all the routes to places like Hartlepool, Torquay and Yeovil.
"It'll be a change to go somewhere different and I'm sure Micky will have lots of new faces for you to meet when it happens - in fact we're already scouring the pub leagues for promising talent which only goes to show how forward thinking we are...