Scarbys Fact of the Day

[spionfox]

It's impossible to lick your own elbow. Fact.

Unless you get a compound fracture of the upper arm and bend the rest around to reach.

 

[Macky]

All men's nipples, regardless of height or weight, are exactly 11" apart.

 

[spionfox]

All men's nipples, regardless of height or weight, are exactly 11" apart.

Me runs to get 12" ruler.
Me measures....
Me says "bollox are they"

 

[MKFox]

Me runs to get 12" ruler.
Me measures....
Me says "bollox are they"

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me too

 

[Macky]

Me runs to get 12" ruler.
Me measures....
Me says "bollox are they"

:icon_bigg

me too

Me says haha, me plan worked.

Anybody tried licking their elbow yet? Come on, be honest.

 

[spionfox]

Me says haha, me plan worked.
Anybody tried licking their elbow yet? Come on, be honest.

Yep!

Mind you, you need a 12" tongue to do so.

Form an orderly queue please ladies

 

[Melton Fox]

Facts are for wankers, excessive bullshit is the way forward

 

[fcukcov]

Me says haha, me plan worked.

Anybody tried licking their elbow yet? Come on, be honest.

Me thinks its sounds like a jamaican dope hole in dis ear thread.maaaaaaaaan

 

[Macky]

Me thinks its sounds like a jamaican dope hole in dis ear thread.maaaaaaaaan

Yes I me bredren, wha' a gwan?

 

[fcukcov]

Yes I me bredren, wha' a gwan?

errrrrrrr beercan.

 

[Feriol]

Facts are for wankers, excessive bullshit is the way forward

FACT!

 

[Scarby]

Leicester has the most traffic lights in the UK

 

[MKFox]

Leicester has the most traffic lights in the UK

More than London? Stop talking out of your arse scarby
:icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

Leicester has the most traffic lights in the UK

You don't need to tell anybody on the Melton side of Leicester that!!!!

 

[Hazzman]

I only found out today that Madison Square Garden is in fact a Circular building.

 

[Macky]

I only found out today that Madison Square Garden is in fact a Circular building.

The arena located within Madison square is a kind of circular shaped, but Madison square isn't.

 

[Lako42]

More than London? Stop talking out of your arse scarby
:icon_wink

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co....me=yes&more_nodeId1=132393&contentPK=20018136

 

[Jeff]

Leicester has the most traffic lights in the UK

More than London? Stop talking out of your arse scarby
:icon_wink

http://www.thisisleicestershire.co....me=yes&more_nodeId1=132393&contentPK=20018136

That article doesn't back up what Scarby posted. Scarby obviously misheard, or misunderstood. London obviously has far more traffic lights than Leicester.

 

[MKFox]

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

 

[fcukcov]

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

Its a myth, QI disproved it.