Scarbys Fact of the Day

[highland fox]

or get your mrs to do it for you :icon_lol:

Feck that not letting her loose with a blade near my neck..

 

[Scarby]

Do you mind I'm talking to a Lady.
When you are old enough to shave maybe you could contribute to the conversation Scarby.

ok cheers

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Feck that not letting her loose with a blade near my neck..

im sure she will be gentle with you :icon_lol:

 

[Leesoh]

No never....just too fecking idol to shave in the morning at the moment

Waxing or laser hair removal.

Funnily, the Other Half isn't too keen on that suggestion, but he moans about shaving.

 

[highland fox]

Waxing or laser hair removal.

Funnily, the Other Half isn't too keen on that suggestion, but he moans about shaving.

Whats your preference Lee,unshaven or clean shaven?I'm on about mens faces by the way..

 

[Leesoh]

Whats your preference Lee,unshaven or clean shaven?I'm on about mens faces by the way..

Clean shaven, definitely!

I want him to wax his chest, but if looks could kill whenever I make the suggestion......

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

just tie him down and then do it lee :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

just tie him down and then do it lee :icon_lol:

OOOOhhhhhh Kinky.
I pay good money for that...

 

[lazzer]

i will never look at you in the same light :icon_lol:

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

you mean highland?? i know hes terrible :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

no she knows who i meant

 

[Leesoh]

just tie him down and then do it lee :icon_lol:

Now there's an idea.....

 

[Scarby]

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades--King David, Clubs--Alexander the Great, Hearts--Charlemagne and Diamonds--Julius Caesar.

 

[Boy Genius]

Thought George Burley was King of Hearts?

 

[G F P]

Thought George Burley was King of Hearts?

:icon_lol:

 

[G F P]

A snail can sleep for three years.

Lazy bastards probably on social

 

[MHS]

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A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

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The milk of a hippopotamus is bright pink.

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The starfish is the only animal that can turn its stomach inside out.

 

[Scarby]

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

 

[highland fox]

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Scarby,word of advice.When you get in from work at night go to bed.Don't waste your time and post these 'facts',nobody gives a feck.

 

[Steven]

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

That novel is not a fact, it is a cry for help.