shit chat up lines

[LCFC 4 life]

Is that a mirror in your kninkers because I can see myself in them.

 

[Brauny Blue]

If I were to rearrange alphabet, I would put U and I together

 

[Macky]

-Yes I am looking for business, how much?

 

[LCFC 4 life]

You must be a broom because you just swepted me off my feet.

 

[Brauny Blue]

So do u ****, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak

Well no point wasting time:icon_lol:

 

[LCFC 4 life]

Call me a farmer because im about to take that cherry

 

[Feriol]

Can you help me, i have amnesia. Do i come here often?

 

[Scarby]

hi, my name is peter taylor im a football manager

 

[fosseboy83]

nice tits. FACT

 

[Feriol]

nice tits. FACT

i might try that one.

 

[Melton Fox]

"Are you that Melton Fox geezer?"

 

[MKFox]

"I've got a knife, get in the car"

 

[MKFox]

actually, that's not shit, works every time.....

 

[highland fox]

actually, that's not shit, works every time.....

Except when you don't drive

 

[MKFox]

Except when you don't drive

I've a knife, get on my bike......

i can see the problem

 

[Melton Fox]

We have a good one locally:

"I say there, are we related?"

 

[Disco Bob]

"I've got a knife, get in the car"

If you tell Mummy I'll kill you.

There - I have found the lowest common denominator.

What a shit thread.

 

[highland fox]

I've a knife, get on my bike......

i can see the problem

He still did though...

 

[Hammond Organ]

'Are you as good in bed as your sister?'

'Do you like Dr Hook?'

'I am an amateur photographer...'

'There weren't any women in prison...'

 

[Lako42]

If i throw this stick will you **** off