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Anyhow, getting this thread vaguely back on track... I've got a few girlie versions. If any of these aren't shit and, erm, 'float your boat' let me know, eh? I could do with some new material! :tongue:

I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock.

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming too.

If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Or, if all else fails...

Do these look real?

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women don't need chat up lines, all they need to do is bend over, or get their norks out.
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I think that song "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?" encapsulates the world's crappiest chat up line. :018::icon_conf
 
Poetry always goes well:

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only want you because I am pissed.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
 
Is that the soap down there? Could you just pick it up for me? (one for Milan to use in the not to distant future).
 
Would you like to come back to mine?
You can slip out of your burka & meet my teddy bear Mohammed.
Then in the morning I can make us some rashers.
 
Would you like to come back to mine?
You can slip out of your burka & meet my teddy bear Mohammed.
Then in the morning I can make us some rashers.

infidel
 
Did you fart? because you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded?
because you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card?
because I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants?
because I can see myself in them.

If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap hotel room.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Your face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
 
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