shit chat up lines

[spionfox]

so you've had sex with a goat?

and stuck liquorice down your japseye?

If not, he will now........

 

[Matt_B]

so you've had sex with a goat?

and stuck liquorice down your japseye?

1) Got turned down
2) Tried a strawberry lace

 

[Mr Perez]

so you've had sex with a goat?

and stuck liquorice down your japseye?

Yeah, done the goat thing! Quite a snug fit actually, you should try it. The goat’s seems to enjoy it too.

Never tried the old liquorice down the japseye thing, but it sounds fun. Might give it a go later! Any advice or special technique for the enhancement of pleasure while doing this?

 

[foxin_oz]

Wasn't this thread about chat-up lines? :icon_conf

 

[homer]

Wasn't this thread about chat-up lines? :icon_conf

Never tried the old liquorice down the japseye thing, but it sounds fun. Might give it a go later! Any advice or special technique for the enhancement of pleasure while doing this?

That is Mr P's chat up line

 

[foxin_oz]

That is Mr P's chat up line

Makes me wonder what line he used on the goat??? :icon_conf

 

[Melton Fox]

Makes me wonder what line he used on the goat??? :icon_conf

"I shag Nannies and Kids so I suppose you'll do"

 

[Mr Perez]

Wasn't this thread about chat-up lines? :icon_conf

The best way to chat up a goat is to make eye contact. Once you have its trust you need to make it feel relaxed, try caressing its fur and gentle stroking. Goat's vaginas are naturally moist, so it will make it easy for penetrating the goat with your erect penis.

 

[foxin_oz]

The best way to chat up a goat is to make eye contact. Once you have its trust you need to make it feel relaxed, try caressing its fur and gentle stroking. Goat's vaginas are naturally moist, so it will make it easy for penetrating the goat with your erect penis.

I would've thought a trough full of carrots and a large jar of vaseline would be just as effective. Mind you I can't believe I'm even discussing this. :icon_conf

 

[Mr Perez]

I would've thought a trough full of carrots and a large jar of vaseline would be just as effective. Mind you I can't believe I'm even discussing this. :icon_conf

I find placing a handful of freshly cut green grass in the palm of hand and letting your goat take bites while its tongue slowly tickles your fingers works quite nicely.

 

[spionfox]

The best way to chat up a goat is to make eye contact. Once you have its trust you need to make it feel relaxed, try caressing its fur and gentle stroking. Goat's vaginas are naturally moist, so it will make it easy for penetrating the goat with your erect penis.

Something tells me you've really thought this through

Shame your paragraph is too long for a sig file :icon_bigg

 

[LCFC 4 life]

what the hell happend to my thread? :icon_cry:

 

[Melton Fox]

 

[LCFC 4 life]

you would look better with my balls resting in your mouth.

 

[Macky]

so you've had sex with a goat?

and stuck liquorice down your japseye?

I'm actually wearing some liquorice right now, it makes my cock extra tasty.

 

[Melton Fox]

you would look better with my balls resting in your mouth.

I'm quite sure I would, but I'm very choosy.

 

[LCFC 4 life]

I'm quite sure I would, but I'm very choosy.

i was actually talking to the goat.

 

[Macky]

Yeah, done the goat thing! Quite a snug fit actually, you should try it. The goat’s seems to enjoy it too.

He said goat, not goatse

 

[Macky]

Right that does it. I'm going to have to warn posters on this thread due to a recent trend in posts.




Sodoma et Gomorrah.

Are you trying to tell us that a volcano is about to erupt?
You must really like those lady-boys, don't worry foxin_oz, it doesn't make you a bad person..

 

[Darth Vodka]

I'm actually wearing some liquorice right now, it makes my cock extra tasty.

takes all sorts