shit chat up lines

[fosseboy83]

fancy a dose?

 

[Tamworth Fox]

You can suck my cock

 

[LCFC 4 life]

You can suck my cock

smooth jessel you silver tongued player:icon_roll

 

[Lboro fox]

In Latvia my mate tried on a local girl,

"Can i have sex with your mouth?"

She understood the english pretty well and gave him a fair price!

 

[Tamworth Fox]

smooth jessel you silver tongued player:icon_roll

Thanks, as proved it works

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Pink or Brown

 

[Tamworth Fox]

Pink or Brown

Mines brown

 

[DesertFox]

Fancy a ****, love?

My personal favourite...

 

[LCFC 4 life]

we both know im a attractive man so what do you say we skip the pleasentrys and i **** you in the gents?

 

[Scodger Cubs]

Do you want some chewing-gum? Chew this it's wrigley.....

 

[H T B]

"Will you go to bed with me for £1,000,000?".

"Yes"

"Well now we know what sort of woman you are, lets have a shag and haggle over the price later!"

 

[LCFC 4 life]

"your to tired?"
"dont worry i have a problem with premature ejaculation, it'll only take two ticks"

 

[newtonfox]

hey love ,do you know what would look good on you ???






Me :icon_wink

 

[LCFC 4 life]

The only thing i love more than nazis is you

 

[LCFC 4 life]

if you were a piece of wood id nail you

 

[Lako42]

if you were a piece of wood id nail you

Dont get me started on that bint.

 

[consty]

"hi, Cliff Richard's my favourite recoring artist, who's yours?"

 

[Siouxsie]

can I eat you? God told me to.



http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=6631238

 

[spionfox]

can I eat you? God told me to.

Works for me. You want salt and pepper Siouxsie?

 

[LCFC 4 life]

im depressed and if you at least pull me off ill not kill myself.