shit chat up lines

[Melton Fox]

"Can you give me 9 inches and hurt me big boy"

"Yep, I'll **** you twice and kick yer head in"

 

[LCFC 4 life]

I just got tested but havent got the results back yet, you feeling lucky?

 

[Darth Vodka]

"excuse, do you know what everyone is saying behind your back?"
"er...no"
"nice arse!"

 

[Macky]

Can I **** you up the arse while calling you 'Mammy'?

 

[RHYDAL]

And if none of the above work, send her one of these........

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Winner.

 

[Biff]

"Can you give me 9 inches and hurt me big boy"

"Yep, I'll **** you twice and kick yer head in"

And the rest :icon_wink

 

[consty]

is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

I like this one best (though, I hope, my chatting up days are over). Mackys'
"-Yes I am looking for business, how much?" is a useful back-up in times of need.

 

[OldGit]

"Hello. Youve pulled"

 

[Darth Vodka]

do you fancy a shag?
no!
do you mind lyin down while i have one?

 

[H T B]

This face leaves in 5 minutes.

Be on it....

 

[drummindefender]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[leicester_til_i_die]

Is your name Jacobs....because your a cracker

 

[Macky]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

http://www.talkingballs.co.uk/showpost.php?p=566355&postcount=27

I take you use that one a lot then dd? :icon_wink

 

[drummindefender]

works like a charm :icon_lol:

 

[LCFC 4 life]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

Tried and tested got my mate a slap in the face.

 

[Siouxsie]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

Tried and tested got my mate a slap in the face.

dunno why someone would get a slap for that. Cheesy - yes, but not offensive.

 

[LCFC 4 life]

dunno why someone would get a slap for that. Cheesy - yes, but not offensive.

he said it in a drunk offensive way to a girl somewhat out his league.

 

[fitz]

"let me clear you a space to sit"

*wipes around chin*

 

[fitz]

he said it in a drunk offensive way to a girl somewhat out his league.

should have responded with an option of shag or sue for that

 

[LCFC 4 life]

you must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you.