shit chat up lines

[The Major]

If you sleep with me I'll buy you a ticket to see Leicester.

 

[fosseboy83]

if i follow you home, will you keep me?

 

[Feriol]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[foxin_oz]

I'd love to buy you a drink but my dole cheque isn't due for another three days.

 

[andy15]

You look almost stupid enough to date me.

 

[tedfoxxx]

is that a ladder in your pants or a stairway to heaven?

 

[tedfoxxx]

and if a ten tonne truck kills the both of us,
to die by your side the pleasure the privlage is mine,
you know theres a light and it never goes out......

thats moz's favorite :icon_wink

 

[MKFox]

I'm only interested if you have a big cock under your skirt

:icon_roll

 

[Mr Perez]

:icon_roll

What the...???? :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_lol:

The question remains unanswered.

 

[Melton Fox]

I've got a season ticket at Leicester City, if you like I will buy you a ticket for the home tie against Cardiff. Hey, why not bring a friend, we can make it a threesome, I'll pay for hers too.

 

[spionfox]

What the...???? :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_lol:

The question remains unanswered.

Is that line at the top of her thigh where the skin folds or is it the tie-up from a strap-on?

 

[Feriol]

Heres 10p, go call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.

How do you like your eggs?

 

[foxin_oz]

I've got a season ticket at Leicester City, if you like I will buy you a ticket for the home tie against Cardiff. Hey, why not bring a friend, we can make it a threesome, I'll pay for hers too.

:icon_bigg

 

[Matt_B]

What the...???? :icon_eek::icon_eek::icon_lol:

The question remains unanswered.

You would though, right?

 

[Mr Perez]

You would though, right?

After a few beers you'd be right in there!

 

[foxin_oz]

Right that does it. I'm going to have to warn posters on this thread due to a recent trend in posts.




Sodoma et Gomorrah.

 

[Mr Perez]

Right that does it. I'm going to have to warn posters on this thread due to a recent trend in posts.




Sodoma et Gomorrah.

I say, try everything once! One up the bum no harm done!

 

[Melton Fox]

I say, try everything once! One up the bum no harm done!

Apart from that virus thingy

 

[Mr Perez]

Apart from that virus thingy

Oh yeah, that!!!

That's what douches are for!!!

 

[Darth Vodka]

I say, try everything once

so you've had sex with a goat?

and stuck liquorice down your japseye?