shit chat up lines

[Macky]

jUST DO AS YOU'RE TOLD! ****ing frigid bitch.

 

[Macky]

It puts the puppy in the bucket.
I said IT PUTS THE PUPPY IN THE ****ING BUCKET , NOW!

 

[spionfox]

You *will* swallow? Great, but don't expect a ****ing kiss afterwards.

 

[Scarby]

your going to get some tonight?

she will say why?

you say cos im stronger than you

 

[MKFox]

your going to get some tonight?

she will say why?

you say cos im stronger than you

You silver tongued player you....

 

[fitz]

suck my cock, its fowl

 

[drummindefender]

nice legs what time do they open

 

[Vince Noir]

"Lets not turn this rape into a murder"

 

[Beliall]

is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

 

[Cate Fox]

It puts the puppy in the bucket.
I said IT PUTS THE PUPPY IN THE ****ING BUCKET , NOW!

I think you've watched Silence of the Lambs a little too often Macky :icon_conf

 

[lazzer]

I dont know why you are making such a fuss Ive got to walk back through these woods on my own !!!!!! and in the ****ing dark as well.:icon_roll

 

[RHYDAL]

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass."

 

[LCFC 4 life]

Hi wheres your friend gone? Oh well you'll have to do...

 

[fosseboy83]

"You don't sweat much for a fat lass."

:icon_lol:

 

[Steven]

Do you want to come on my boat this weekend. :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

Honest, I wont cum in your mouth

 

[LCFC 4 life]

Go on...............it'll only take 3minutes of your day.

 

[spionfox]

Go on...............it'll only take 3minutes of your day.

You going to do her twice?

 

[Boy Genius]

Go on...............it'll only take 3minutes of your day.

You going to do her twice?

With a full minutes rest in between goes

 

[LCFC 4 life]

You going to do her twice?

2 minutes cuddling