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alex said:
China man with one leg? Tie-One-Shoe of course!

Why did David's homophobic best mate not recommend him taking the French football squad their drinks on a tray?

Because "David!, Trays are gay!"


(god that is so shit I might hide)
 
I'm sure Morris will be able to cripple himself again before he plays. He'll never play for us again.
 
Britbulldog said:
Man goes to a Zoo
There is only one dog there!
It was a shitzu!
:icon_bigg

That's Durham's joke! :icon_bigg
 
webmaster said:
If you're talking about the Bootleg Beatles, I have no idea if they're any good, but they are on at the DMH in a couple of weeks - my mum and dad are going.

They are excellent, went around this time last year.
 
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