Wasn't overweight.
Didn't have a round face.
Didn't have a snide, deadpan demenour in press conferences.
Didn't have a GI Joe haircut.
Didn't have eyebrows which were in an everlasting frown.
- Didn't win the League by the end of August
- Hasn't developed a free cure for cancer
- Is crap at COD MW3
- Failed to piss 24ct liquid gold
I can't remember having seen him wave his shoe in the air at any point. Surely that counted against him.
Did you see Yakubu over the weekend?
Talk about a tub of lard, looked like that bloke that plays for Northampton with the funny sounding/hard to pronounce name
Lovely article in WSC sums up his reign here
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 20 | 47 |
2 | Arsenal | 21 | 43 |
3 | Nottm F | 21 | 41 |
4 | Newcastle | 21 | 38 |
5 | Chelsea | 21 | 37 |
6 | Manchester C | 21 | 35 |
7 | Aston Villa | 21 | 35 |
8 | Bournemouth | 21 | 34 |
9 | Brighton | 21 | 31 |
10 | Fulham | 21 | 30 |
11 | Brentford | 21 | 28 |
12 | Manchester U | 21 | 26 |
13 | West Ham | 21 | 26 |
14 | Tottenham | 21 | 24 |
15 | Palace | 21 | 24 |
16 | Everton | 20 | 17 |
17 | Wolves | 21 | 16 |
18 | Ipswich | 21 | 16 |
19 | Leicester | 21 | 14 |
20 | Southampton | 21 | 6 |