Wasn't overweight.
Didn't have a round face.
Didn't have a snide, deadpan demenour in press conferences.
Didn't have a GI Joe haircut.
Didn't have eyebrows which were in an everlasting frown.
- Didn't win the League by the end of August
- Hasn't developed a free cure for cancer
- Is crap at COD MW3
- Failed to piss 24ct liquid gold
I can't remember having seen him wave his shoe in the air at any point. Surely that counted against him.
Did you see Yakubu over the weekend?
Talk about a tub of lard, looked like that bloke that plays for Northampton with the funny sounding/hard to pronounce name
Lovely article in WSC sums up his reign here
P | Pld | Pts | |
1 | Liverpool | 11 | 28 |
2 | Manchester C | 11 | 23 |
3 | Chelsea | 11 | 19 |
4 | Arsenal | 11 | 19 |
5 | Nottm F | 11 | 19 |
6 | Brighton | 11 | 19 |
7 | Fulham | 11 | 18 |
8 | Newcastle | 11 | 18 |
9 | Aston Villa | 11 | 18 |
10 | Tottenham | 11 | 16 |
11 | Brentford | 11 | 16 |
12 | Bournemouth | 11 | 15 |
13 | Manchester U | 11 | 15 |
14 | West Ham | 11 | 12 |
15 | Leicester | 11 | 10 |
16 | Everton | 11 | 10 |
17 | Ipswich | 11 | 8 |
18 | Palace | 11 | 7 |
19 | Wolves | 11 | 6 |
20 | Southampton | 11 | 4 |