Solano to Hull

[Durham Fox]

I still don't geddit

Well if you image each pass as an attempt at creating greatness and marvel with the emphasis on attempt.

 

[Macky]

wtf.com

 

[Si Nick]

find this one a bit strange as I heard that Solano was a Milan signing which NP wasn't happy about

 

[Mystery benefactor]

I'm not too fussed if he leaves, his pace is a bit of liability at the back, he makes Chris Powell look really fast. I only saw him play about two decent balls a game, most of his passes were as already stated unsuccessful "hollywood balls". I was quite surprised by his tackling ability and would much rather, Pearson take Neilson with him upto Hull.

 

[Macky]

most of his passes were as already stated unsuccessful "hollywood balls"

Jesus wept, can somebody explain to me what this means, without being cryptic?

 

[Johnski]

They turrk urrr Nobs!

Durka durrr

 

[spionfox]

most of his passes were as already stated unsuccessful "hollywood balls".

Jesus wept, can somebody explain to me what this means, without being cryptic?

Something to do with porno films I think.

 

[Dour]

Jesus wept, can somebody explain to me what this means, without being cryptic?

I'm not sure exactly what 'Hollywood balls' are but I'd guess they are probably tough to chew on.

However, Solano did like to play an audacious 50 yard pass from right back. Mostly to the opposition midfield but sometimes straight out of play on the opposite side of the pitch.

 

[Blue Maniac]

find this one a bit strange as I heard that Solano was a Milan signing which NP wasn't happy about

You heard wrong.

 

[Billyjof]

Jesus wept, can somebody explain to me what this means, without being cryptic?

 

[4-4-2]

He was largely shit for us anyway. Bye.

Was he?

I had no problem with him filling in at right back or wherever. My heart didn't skip a beat when he was playing, unlike other names I could mention in the full back positions last season.

 

[spionfox]

My heart skipped a beat when I saw his toned legs and lithe torso, unlike other names I could mention in the full back positions last season.

FFS :icon_eek:

 

[Darth Vodka]

They turrk urrr Nobs!

they took our nobs!

 

[spionfox]

they took our nobs!

 

[Blue Maniac]

Was he?

I had no problem with him filling in at right back or wherever. My heart didn't skip a beat when he was playing, unlike other names I could mention in the full back positions last season.

:icon_lol: Yeah, we all get like that over Morrison.

 

[fosseman]

I'm not sorry to see him go. There were too many balls pumped forward that didn't find our players. Lack of pace was an issue, even though his reading of the game was spot on.

 

[Babylon]

There were too many balls pumped forward that didn't find our players. Lack of pace was an issue

That could be about any of our defence.

 

[lazzer]

Jesus wept, can somebody explain to me what this means, without being cryptic?

Every pass and I mean every pass was an outside of the boot 30 yard pass to the opposition. So he attempted a Hollywood pass (in the glamour and style context) but without actually achieving it.

 

[Macky]

Every pass and I mean every pass was an outside of the boot 30 yard pass to the opposition. So he attempted a Hollywood pass (in the glamour and style context) but without actually achieving it.

Thanks lazz. I'm still a bit confused as to why he didn't just say that he was crap at passing the the ball, but there you go.

Hollywood ball means a crap pass, if anybody else is confused by this bizarre expression. The easy way to remember it is that Hollywood makes crap films.

 

[RHYDAL]

In America they call them 'Hail Mary' passes.

Just how Jebus' mum could help in a sporting environment is a mystery.