Hazzman
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From another site
I'm hoping to enjoy a traditional St George's day tomorrow....
I'll get up and don my England football shirt (made in Indonesia) and eat a proper English breakfast of muesli and croissants washed down with Brazillian coffee. I'll then adorn my Spanish built Ford car with Chinese made England flags and drive to my job with a British car company currently owned by Americans and soon to be bought by Indians.
Wednesday being curry day in the works canteen, I'll enjoy a nice tikka masalla for lunch, with a lovely Danish pastry for sweet.
After work, I'll return home (gerry built) for a spag bol dinner and then it will be time to go and watch a load of foreigners and the odd Englishman wearing Austrian and Taiwanese boots playing football. A couple of pints of Belgian beer after and it will home to bed for a session of French kissing and traditional German bedroom sports.
From another site
I'm hoping to enjoy a traditional St George's day tomorrow....
I'll get up and don my England football shirt (made in Indonesia) and eat a proper English breakfast of muesli and croissants washed down with Brazillian coffee. I'll then adorn my Spanish built Ford car with Chinese made England flags and drive to my job with a British car company currently owned by Americans and soon to be bought by Indians.
Wednesday being curry day in the works canteen, I'll enjoy a nice tikka masalla for lunch, with a lovely Danish pastry for sweet.
After work, I'll return home (gerry built) for a spag bol dinner and then it will be time to go and watch a load of foreigners and the odd Englishman wearing Austrian and Taiwanese boots playing football. A couple of pints of Belgian beer after and it will home to bed for a session of French kissing and traditional German bedroom sports.