Striker Deal Done

[FantasyFox]

Do I need to open a new thread for my latest revelation? Mods...do what you must.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Who said this new player was a he? People making assumptions again.

Might not be a he. Might be a female. Might not even be human. Could be an invertebrate. People that come on here making assumptions are going to look pretty silly at some point.....and won't I laugh when they do! Silly buggers.

Well that's where you're wrong. Markyp clearly stated that the player was a Premier League striker. I happen to know there are no women or aliens or slugs in the Premier League.

Bet you feel a right twat now.

I also have an exclusive. A player will leave in January. That's all I can say, but when he does go, people will say, 'a player has left'. Mark my words.

Lies! That's not exclusive at all. Jas123 made that up weeks ago. Stealing someone else's stories now. Pathetic.

 

[Jeff]

Markyp clearly stated that the player was a Premier League striker.

No, he said it's a Premiership striker. So it must be a rugby player. I'm not familiar with rugby positions, but I'm hoping a striker is the same thing as a hooker. We need more hookers in Leicester.

 

[spionfox]

We need more hookers in Ipswich.

:icon_eek:

 

[Blue Maniac]

:icon_eek:

Topical.

 

[SwedeFox]

I feel like Santa has arrived early with the appearance of this thread.

Is that a clue?

 

[GazLCFC]

Is that a clue?

yes, and he is on holiday at the moment on a ship visiting many islands!

 

[Feriol]

He has given us a clue. I saw it!

I am a gOod friend to a Premiership striker Who is joining LEicester in JaNuary on a permanent deal on a two and a half year contract.

I think this is a great signing for us and will strength the squad significantly.

He is chuffed with the deal too. All will be revealed January 4th!!

 

[Filthy Rich]

I am a good friend to a Premiership striker who is joining Leicester in January on a permanent deal on a two and a half year contract.

I think this is a great signing for us and will strength the squad significantly.

He is chuffed with the deal too. All will be revealed January 4th!!

English is obviously not your first language. Nobody says "I am a good friend to someone".

I've heard enough. I'm out.

 

[Filthy Rich]

I am a good friend to a Premiership striker who is joining Leicester in January on a permanent deal on a two and a half year contract.

I think this is a great signing for us and will strength the squad significantly.

He is chuffed with the deal too. All will be revealed January 4th!!

Nobody says "and will strength the squad" either. As you have an incredibly poor grasp of the English language, I don't believe a word of it.

I'm even more out than I was a minute ago....

 

[Macky]

English is obviously not your first language. Nobody says "I am a good friend to someone".

Nobody says "and will strength the squad" either. As you have an incredibly poor grasp of the English language, I don't believe a word of it.

hmmmmmm... so you reckon it's one of them foreign players we've signed then?

I've heard enough. I'm out.

I'm even more out than I was a minute ago....

Wait! Don't go yet, I've got a feeling you know more than you're letting on. Come on, who is it? It's Drogba innit? Come on, I won't tell anybody, PM me

 

[SwedeFox]

yes, and he is on holiday at the moment on a ship visiting many islands!

I thought he sat on a bench in Manchester.

 

[indierich06]

DJ Campbell completes his dream to return to the club where he enjoyed so much success?

 

[lanxfox jnr]

Is it Luke Varney?

 

[slyfox]

Ishmael Miller,Emile Heskey...i give up!

 

[okie fox]

What a load of old tosh...

It can't be old Tosh. He plays in Scotland!

 

[beaumontfox]

I want to know if he is worth looking at whilst we are playing rubbish.

 

[Harbro-Fox]

No one likes a liar, no need to build our hopes you up.

 

[The Old Fox]

I am a good friend to a Premiership striker who is joining Leicester in January on a permanent deal on a two and a half year contract.

I think this is a great signing for us and will strength the squad significantly.

He is chuffed with the deal too. All will be revealed January 4th!!

I have no idea whether this is true, but thanks anyway: it adds a frisson of extra excitement to Christmas and the anticipated January signings.

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

No, he said it's a Premiership striker. So it must be a rugby player. I'm not familiar with rugby positions, but I'm hoping a striker is the same thing as a hooker. We need more hookers in Leicester.

Schalk Brits.

Plays for Saracens.

His name is an anagram of Blackshirts.

The Nazi Party was formed on 4th January 1918.

QED.