Swap Shop

[Melton Fox]

you going for a swift pre match drink 1884 style?

Depends on what the idiots who forgot Christmas was coming decide to do with their cars in Leicester, ****ing numpties.

"I won't get the Christmas present too early, I'll wait until Melton Fox has to drive into the City and then'll I'll block the miserable ****"

 

[Boy Genius]

Depends on what the idiots who forgot Christmas was coming decide to do with their cars in Leicester, ****ing numpties.

"I won't get the Christmas present too early, I'll wait until Melton Fox has to drive into the City and then'll I'll block the miserable ****"

traffic was bad earlier. Anyway have a ****ing good wash before departure and you can buy me a drink....:icon_bigg

 

[Melton Fox]

traffic was bad earlier. Anyway have a ****ing good wash before departure and you can buy me a drink....:icon_bigg

It's a deal then. No wash, no drink

 

[Boy Genius]

It's a deal then. No wash, no drink

mind you...... the crowds will part when you approach the bar

 

[highland fox]

traffic was bad earlier.Anyway have a ****ing good wash before departure and you can buy me a drink....:[/icon_bigg

I can reccommend Dettol

 

[Boy Genius]

I can reccommend Dettol

and swarfega gel, the one in the gift pack set with free wire wool

 

[Melton Fox]

Cleaned my teeth, had a wash, put on some deodorant, had a splash of Paco Rabanne Ultra Violet, put me hat on, and I'm about to leave to go to this years most boring pantomime, Leicester in (football) Boots

Farewell

 

[highland fox]

Cleaned my teeth, had a wash, put on some deodorant, had a splash of Paco Rabanne Ultra Violet, put me hat on, and I'm about to leave to go to this years most boring pantomime, Leicester in (football) Boots

Farewell

Hope it rains.

 

[Boy Genius]

Hope it rains.

I think where he sits he would get wet.....:icon_bigg

 

[highland fox]

I think where he sits he would get wet.....:icon_bigg

Probably takes his Pac A Mac with him....

 

[Boy Genius]

Probably takes his Pac A Mac with him....

so he has unwrapped one present already then

 

[highland fox]

so he has unwrapped one present already then

Aye and I put no thought into it whatsoever
Lime green suits him anyway

 

[Boy Genius]

Right I'm off, I expect they all have their drinks in now....

 

[Siouxsie]

I'd like to offer a M & S magnolia bath gift set. I haven't opened any of my pressies yet but I know there will be one as a certain in-law buys me this every year for both my Christmas and birthday present.

I rarely have baths anyway - only showers - so this stuff just piles up.

 

[Hazzman]

I can reccommend Dettol

I know a lad what washed his hair with Detol.

 

[Melton Fox]

Got some Mr Bump shower gel if anybody wants to swap it for an xbox game

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Great thread

Can I swop Mrs A-Z :icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

Great thread

Can I swop Mrs A-Z :icon_wink

I'll swap you for a week, I will need mine back though as the kids'll miss her

 

[Brauny Blue]

Great thread

Can I swop Mrs A-Z :icon_wink

I'm sure the current Mrs MK is been packed off into a taxi at this very minute.:icon_roll

 

[MKFox]

I'm sure the current Mrs MK is been packed off into a taxi at this very minute.:icon_roll

I wouldn't wish the old bint on anyone Brauny, not even Deepdale's newest recruit.....