Swine Flu

[Darth Vodka]

I've been to Africa. Where do I get my AIDS? I need all the help I can get at my age.

try samplong the local whore house

on the plus side Boc...swine flu is only killing young people

 

[Singth]

Harbro Fox makes me laugh. Brilliant thread :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

I once had sex with 2 rashers of streaky bacon,am I at risk ?:icon_sad:

Smoked or Unsmoked ?

 

[Singth]

Smoked or Unsmoked ?

I prefer sausage :icon_bigg

 

[highland fox]

I prefer sausage :icon_bigg

I had heard..German preferably I bet

 

[Singth]

I had heard..German preferably I bet

Lincolnshire actually. Ask Biff :icon_bigg

 

[enderby fox]

Harbro Fox makes me laugh. Brilliant thread :icon_lol:

He's putting up a hell of a fight for newcomer of the year. He's getting my vote at the minute

 

[enderby fox]

Lincolnshire actually. Ask Biff :icon_bigg

nothing like a good long sausage in you on a cold night is there???

 

[City Fan]

He's putting up a hell of a fight for newcomer of the year. He's getting my vote at the minute

I can't quite work out whether he is a bloody good wind up merchant, or the biggest mong this forum has ever seen.

Maybe we should do a poll......:icon_bigg

 

[Joe_Fox]

First symptoms of swine flu is a sower taste in the mouth.

 

[Darth Vodka]

First symptoms of swine flu is a sower taste in the mouth.

a mate of mine lost his ear and had a pig's ear transplanted on

works fine except on the phone...

he can only hear crackling

 

[highland fox]

Its all a load of old cobblers,every year we get some kind of killer flu coming into the country and we hear one person from Kilmarnock has already died from it etc etc..aye she was 104 though.If its not Swine Flu its Horse Flu or Albatross flu.

 

[highland fox]

So you have to have sex with a pig to get it?

Yes and frankly its over-rated anyway,sheer waste of 3 minutes of my life it was

 

[highland fox]

I've heard that we are getting millions of face masks in as well,what kind of daft **** is going to walk down the street wearing one of them? I ask you.

 

[Han]

I've heard that we are getting millions of face masks in as well,what kind of daft **** is going to walk down the street wearing one of them? I ask you.

That made me smile :icon_lol:

 

[Han]

I've heard that we are getting millions of face masks in as well,what kind of daft **** is going to walk down the street wearing one of them? I ask you.

Good enough reason to cancel a tour?

 

[Hector]

Its all a load of old cobblers,every year we get some kind of killer flu coming into the country and we hear one person from Kilmarnock has already died from it etc etc..aye she was 104 though.If its not Swine Flu its Horse Flu or Albatross flu.

Yes, that one put paid to the Ancient Mariner's shipmates, didn't it?

 

[highland fox]

Its all those people who go on holiday abroad who are to blame,especially them who go the Carribean.....shouldn't let them back in the Country until they have been hosed down with disinfectant

 

[Biff]

Can dogs catch it, as Bertie not feeling well......

 

[lazzer]

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