Speculation ThaiSweetChili's annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Summer15 rumours thread

[fitz]

But Berahino, eh? What a ****.

So I hear, but I looked on Twitter and all he's got there is he won't play the chairman? Couldn't make sense of it. What else has he said?

 

[Cate Fox]

So I hear, but I looked on Twitter and all he's got there is he won't play the chairman? Couldn't make sense of it. What else has he said?

Something about he'll never play for WBA again I think... let him rot, the twonk.

 

[foxybru]

Walters told he is staying at Stoke (SSN).

Hey!! What's with the avatar popilius??

 

[Cate Fox]

Hey!! What's with the avatar popilius??

fight fight fight fight fight....

 

[popillius]

Hey!! What's with the avatar popilius??

I stake the claim. I may not be an avid poster but I'm sure I had it first..... fight to the death or vodka till we spew?

 

[foxybru]

Hmmm, I demand a timestamp comparison on when you adopted it

Failing that, vodka gets the nod..

 

[Mawsley]

Finally, some proper deadline day drama.

 

[Mawsley]

 

[Volpone]

 

[pork pie fox]

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His hand is very blue.

 

[NW_Fox]

His hand is very blue.

I hope this was picked up in the medical

 

[Motown Fox]

His hand is very blue.

Perhaps he spent last night with a smurfette

 

[Motown Fox]

Our effort to get Dyer for his medical via helicopter show the Club's desire to get their man.
Watford well.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/weirdest-way-premier-league-club-6362625?ICID=FB_mirror_MF

 

[tedfoxxx]

His hand is very blue.

Hidden in his coat is a blue right hand.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Our effort to get Dyer for his medical via helicopter show the Club's desire to get their man.
Watford well.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/weirdest-way-premier-league-club-6362625?ICID=FB_mirror_MF

Is that really a story?

 

[M17TT C]

Is that really a story?

Yes.

HTH.

 

[Mawsley]

Is that really a story?

Because. Helicopter.

 

[Mawsley]

I hope this was picked up in the medical

 

[FOX Franks]

Perhaps he spent last night with a smurfette

I feel like this got missed and it was a cracking (and slightly disgusting) joke.

Kudos.

If there is one piece of feedback it's that there is in fact only one Smurfette. She was created by Gargamel, the bastard.

 

[Blaarev]

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Is that a medical or an autopsy?