The annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer rumours thread

[escos66]

No no no no, not Dans

£500k is laughable anyway.

Wave £500 at them and a few plastic seats and they'd let us have this guy, Ambrose and agree to change our previous result to a 5-0 Leicester win.

I don't know much about the guy,is he that bad?

 

[Ian Marshall]

He's not appalling, but you can get a lot of footballer for half a million quid. Wouldn't see it as a move forward really.

 

[alex]

Palace fans I know would be over the moon....

 

[lazzer]

After holding talks with Raksriaksorn and his son, Aiyawatt, Sousa told the Mercury: "The investment is not only in regard to the players, it is in other departments where they think they need to invest.

Oh dear I think you lot need to lower your sights

 

[Micky]

After holding talks with Raksriaksorn and his son, Aiyawatt, Sousa told the Mercury: "The investment is not only in regard to the players, it is in other departments where they think they need to invest.

Oh dear I think you lot need to lower your sights.

He's been to dunhelm mill and bought some nice pink cushions for the changing room and a couple of chez longs for bruno and paulo.

 

[Ian Marshall]

He's been to dunhelm mill and bought some nice pink cushions for the changing room and a couple of chez longs for bruno and paulo.

For all your protective headwear needs?

 

[Boy Genius]

He's been to dunhelm mill and bought some nice pink cushions for the changing room and a couple of chez longs for bruno and paulo.

A what?


Chaise Longue you mean.

 

[fitz]

A what?

I assumed it was a type of pants

 

[Micky]

A what?


Chaise Longue you mean.

No a 'chez'.

 

[Ian Marshall]

No a 'chez'.

Bless you.

 

[Micky]

Bless you.

a choo

 

[Ian Marshall]

a choo

Bless you.

 

[Harbro-Fox]

I rate Neil Danns, would be pleased if we signed him.

 

[lazzer]

Well that confirms everyone elses thoughts

 

[lanxfox jnr]

We need to sign players that have the ability to get us promoted. We must, sadly, get rid off those who don't have that quality ( Nielsen, Berner, Oakley, N'Guessan, Howard, Gallagher). I think even Nige, if he had the budget to do so, would have shown them the door (apart from Gallagher who he signed).

Berner is one of the best players we have, I have hardly seen anybody get past him in defense and he is a good threat upfront! If you think he hasn't got the quality we need I think you need to go watch Leicester abit more!

 

[Blue Maniac]

I honestly have absolutely no idea if you ever watch Leicester or not. Jesus christ...

 

[bocadillo]

So what happens to all these useless foreigners when sousa gets the sack?

They continue to draw wages until the end of their contracts.

 

[bocadillo]

A what?


Chaise Longue you mean.

Chaises Longues, he means; there are two of them.

 

[sparky79]

Neil Danns is quality, always thought so, and will add to our attacking midfield options. Yuki Abe would be a 50/50punt (and is almost an anagram of Akinbiyi). But, a defensive midfielder who was everpresent for a side that did great in the world cup would be a step up as far as i'm concerned. Given that we don't currently have a defensive midfielder of any kind!
Get em in.
and then splash 2m on a striker - spree over!

 

[Hazzman]

Neil Danns is quality, always thought so, and will add to our attacking midfield options. Yuki Abe would be a 50/50punt (and is almost an anagram of Akinbiyi). But, a defensive midfielder who was everpresent for a side that did great in the world cup would be a step up as far as i'm concerned. Given that we don't currently have a defensive midfielder of any kind!
Get em in.
and then splash 2m on a striker - spree over!

We do. He's playing centre-back.