Blaarev
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Wow! Can I have the Hilfinger to stick in the attacking leopard's anus while I eat my Mars bar, please? All when celebrating the shared price with Swede?
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Speculation The annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded Winter 2012/13 rumours thread
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Macky
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As long as you promise to upload it to youtube
Blaarev
Well-Known Member
Okay (copyright Macky), Will do! If I can get Swede out of the hockey arena AND have a camera at the other hand of the Hilfinger.
Blaarev
Well-Known Member
I supposed a finger won't be enough in that case...
Macky
Gruntled Member
Don't worry, I can sort you another one out, no bothers at all. Mikey Joe from the Traveller camp up the road sells leopards. They have a look of greyhound about them, but he swears to God they're not spray painted
FryattFox
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Excellent. I'll take a ginger one please.
Blaarev
Well-Known Member
just don't say "rabbit" so it can hear it or you'll only see the backside off it (without a chance stop it with your finger)
FryattFox
Well-Known Member
No worries, I've got another TH soaked Mars bar to lure it back.
Macky
Gruntled Member
We really should be starting a 'Confirmed Transfer' thread based on that
FryattFox
Well-Known Member
Bizarre.
Are you pissed?
Lingard has played in less than half the games since he's been here, and Keane has played just once.
Lako42
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No its called a phone, but I do wonder why you felt the need to go back and purposely use the original message when it was not the one I intended to be used, bizarre shit stirring?
I had no idea you'd edited it. I clicked quote, then looked up the player stats to make sure I wasn't talking bollocks. Something other people might like to try from time to time.
Macky
Gruntled Member
Lako sweetheart, you appear to have allowed yourself to collapse into dildo based tizzy founded on some bullshit spouted by Stringy. Be strong darling, we can get through this.
Howzabowt we kidnap Stringy and be done with it? I've got a bag of lime behind the shed, you bring a shovel, and we'll just get rid of the twat. Sound good? We'll be doing a lot of people a service ... and of course there be more money coming into the club because I'll be able to renew my subscription to FoxesPlayer, we might even be able to afford that striker you've been looking for. Whaddyareckon?
If you had a 4G phone you'd have been able to edit it before I clicked quote.
Lako42
Well-Known Member
Conspiracy to murder?
Macky
Gruntled Member
**** conspiracy, let's just do it
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