The Grumpy Old Man Thread

[From Gradel to Grave]

Go on Redditch. Fill your boots, son.

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

i think therell be quite a few joining this thread....

 

[homer]

i think therell be quite a few joining this thread....

Oi, get out of our thread, woman

 

[City Fan]

Where's HF, MF, Jeff etc??

 

[homer]

Where's HF, MF, Jeff etc??

They will be claiming that they are not 'old'

Bless 'em

 

[Billyjof]

My Misses just got back from holiday with her mates and bought me a "Croatia" beach towel - It must be love :icon_roll

If it had been a joke i would have laughed but she genuinely thought I'd like it.

Am I ungrateful or just concerned that she is starting to show worrying mother to be type behaviour?

 

[Biffa Bacon]

My Misses just got back from holiday with her mates and bought me a "Croatia" beach towel - It must be love :icon_roll

If it had been a joke i would have laughed but she genuinely thought I'd like it.

Am I ungrateful or just concerned that she is starting to show worrying mother to be type behaviour?

I wouldn't worry, she probably bought the towel to use on holiday then decided to give it to you as a present because she forgot to get you anything.

 

[MKFox]

I wouldn't worry, she probably bought the towel to use on holiday then decided to give it to you as a present because she forgot to get you anything.

Yeah, right....

The stallion that has been 'servicing' her left it in her room and she kept it as a souvenir.

When ever she sees there'll be a glint in her eye, you just watch billyjof.....:icon_wink

 

[City Fan]

And I bet she said those white stains on it were paint.......

 

[Billyjof]

Croatian Stallion .............. .. mm? maybe your right.

Shit present though.

I was waiting for the obligatory bottle of local firewater or a football shirt for a local side. Girls just have no imagination!

 

[Matt_B]

Croatian Stallion .............. .. mm? maybe your right.

Shit present though.

I was waiting for the obligatory bottle of local firewater or a football shirt for a local side. Girls just have no imagination!

See in my relationship it's the exact oposite, the missus always has great innovative ideas for me on birthdays and christmas, whereas I can always think of **** all unless I spend a fortune.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Do a shit in a box and give it to her - tell her you couldn't think of anything so you made her something yourself. Get her a dildo as well - if she doesn't like the shit in a box she can go **** herself.

 

[Leesoh]

I wouldn't worry, she probably bought the towel to use on holiday then decided to give it to you as a present because she forgot to get you anything.

How did I know I'd find you in here? :icon_roll

 

[Dour]

Go on Redditch. Fill your boots, son.

How ****ing old are you that you can call Redditch, 'son?'

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

How ****ing old are you that you can call Redditch, 'son?'

You seem to have tumbled down the sar-chasm.

I'll go get Lassie.

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

I've been away for the weekend and catching up on what happened while I was away. I have to say if I hadn't started a Grumpy Old Man Thread before I would be now.

You know who you are... :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

They will be claiming that they are not 'old'

Bless 'em

Hark at Babyface there..

 

[Boy Genius]

Hark at Babyface there..

you're a grumpy ****er you are.

 

[MKFox]

Ohh, I'd like a Babycham

:icon_roll

 

[Chuck T Masala]

You seem to have tumbled down the sar-chasm.

I'll go get Lassie.

I think this is a job for Skippy?