The Grumpy Old Man Thread

[From Gradel to Grave]

I think this is a job for Skippy?

:icon_bigg Obsessed with bushes as usual, I see.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I'm off to Blackpool or the week-end, the kids have never been and Mr's M thinks it will be a hoot.

Personally I would rather spend the week-end shoving live wasps up my arse and sticking needles in my eye.

But I'll make the effort.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

:icon_bigg Obsessed with bushes as usual, I see.

I am never happier than faced with a session in the bush! :icon_bigg

 

[highland fox]

you're a grumpy ****er you are.

Indeed I am but I'm not a thick ****er and I know Egypt isn't in Europe

 

[highland fox]

I'm off to Blackpool or the week-end, the kids have never been and Mr's M thinks it will be a hoot.

Personally I would rather spend the week-end shoving live wasps up my arse and sticking needles in my eye.

But I'll make the effort.

I might be there on Sunday

 

[Chuck T Masala]

I might be there on Sunday

Fecking Stalker :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

Fecking Stalker :icon_wink

Believe me when I say it is not through choice Chuck.The place is Hell on Earth and to add to that it's glasgow Half Term so it will be heaving with them.Bound to piss down as well

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Believe me when I say it is not through choice Chuck.The place is Hell on Earth and to add to that it's glasgow Half Term so it will be heaving with them.Bound to piss down as well

your new woman got you under her thumb already

 

[highland fox]

your new woman got you under her thumb already

No,I'm going with a mate.....

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Believe me when I say it is not through choice Chuck.The place is Hell on Earth and to add to that it's glasgow Half Term so it will be heaving with them.Bound to piss down as well

Sweet fecking jesus it gets worse. I wont be leaving the hotel at this rate.

 

[highland fox]

Sweet fecking jesus it gets worse. I wont be leaving the hotel at this rate.

You will if they are all staying there too Fortunately I'm only going for the day

 

[Chuck T Masala]

You will if they are all staying there too Fortunately I'm only going for the day

I only gave in to Mrs M if I could choose the accomodation, so we have a suite at the Barcleo Imperial. Its very un-cheap so hopefully it may not appeal to the tight-fisted sweaty socks.

I am very fecking depressed about this trip. I will have to be a miserable bastard all week-end just to get through it, then I will get the fecking cold shoulder for a fortnight for ruining the week-end. We could have gone to Magaluf for the same dosh.

 

[highland fox]

I only gave in to Mrs M if I could choose the accomodation, so we have a suite at the Barcleo Imperial. Its very un-cheap so hopefully it may not appeal to the tight-fisted sweaty socks.

I am very fecking depressed about this trip. I will have to be a miserable bastard all week-end just to get through it, then I will get the fecking cold shoulder for a fortnight for ruining the week-end. We could have gone to Magaluf for the same dosh.

If you need any tips just PM me ?

 

[Hazzman]

Its very un-cheap so hopefully it may not appeal to the tight-fisted sweaty socks.

.

Apparently, the Scots pay the most dosh over Xmas in Britain.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

Apparently, the Scots pay the most dosh over Xmas in Britain.

ah but what do they spend it on?

 

[Melton Fox]

If anybody is grumpier than me at the minute, I'll give them a pound. My pound is safe.

 

[newtonfox]

If anybody is grumpier than me at the minute, I'll give them a pound. My pound is safe.

HF

 

[Boy Genius]

Indeed I am but I'm not a thick ****er and I know Egypt isn't in Europe

I know where Egypt is thank you very much. I would shove all of Liverstool there just for the hell of it, just so each and every **** can get the shites.

 

[Chuck T Masala]

The pleasure beach are charging a flat rate £20 admission for everyone who enters, even if you don't go on any rides. it does include a show that we don't want to see. Neither Mrs M or I go on any rides but it's going to cost us £80 just to walk through the gate with our kids.

http://www.blackpoolpleasurebeach.com/shop/low_fare.php

This is a nightmare. I am extremely grumpy today.

 

[Boy Genius]

The pleasure beach are charging a flat rate £20 admission for everyone who enters, even if you don't go on any rides. it does include a show that we don't want to see. Neither Mrs M or I go on any rides but it's going to cost us £80 just to walk through the gate with our kids.

http://www.blackpoolpleasurebeach.com/shop/low_fare.php

This is a nightmare. I am extremely grumpy today.

watch out for the pick pockets too, that would really make your day, and mine.