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Stoke as a place is toxic. Absolutely **** all nice you can say about that shithole.
 
he would but I think I'd prefer someone who was certain to perform in the PL, Bowen is a quality young player but is still a riskier signing having never played at this level
 
You've only been on a wet Tuesday night then.

It's always a wet Tuesday night there. I'm fairly sure i went on a wet tuesday night Saturday afternoon once and it was grim as ****. I know some grim places....but even Middlesbrough and the like have something positive about them. Even if it's a nice chippy or something. Stoke has ****all.
 
I like them.
I might have one tonight, now you've made me think about them.

Fortunately you don't have to go to Stoke to get them. Sainsburys sell them.

Im amazed that anyone from Sainsbury's purchasing team has explored the delicacies of stoke. Is it in the aisle where the dead rats are?
 
It's always a wet Tuesday night there. I'm fairly sure i went on a wet tuesday night Saturday afternoon once and it was grim as ****. I know some grim places....but even Middlesbrough and the like have something positive about them. Even if it's a nice chippy or something. Stoke has ****all.

Is it worse than Hull?
 
It's always a wet Tuesday night there. I'm fairly sure i went on a wet tuesday night Saturday afternoon once and it was grim as ****. I know some grim places....but even Middlesbrough and the like have something positive about them. Even if it's a nice chippy or something. Stoke has ****all.
How ****ing dare you. I won't have that.

There is nothing positive about Middlesbrough.
 
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