Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2018 rumours thread.

[lazzer]

And as uncomfortable as waiting for that Phone call from the clinic.

Irritating c**t

 

[popillius]

Irritating **** ?

Many on here would agree...
Oh, I see what you mean... yes.

 

[Graz]

A lot of players we've been linked with heading other places now...

Bernard just waiting for a work permit to complete a move to Everton.

Adama Traore on the verge of signing for Wolves.

Gibson gone to Burnley.

Be interesting to know if we've actually gone after these players or not

 

[bocadillo]

yeah because too many of them wanted to basque in the glory of that instead of trying to achieve something else

Yeah. Sitting there in women's underwear will never bring them success.

 

[bocadillo]

Its a seperatist word altogether.

Separatist?

 

[bocadillo]

Try not to all get too excited

I can't imagine anybody getting too excited about footballers in women's underwear. Oh, Diouf. I see.

 

[pork pie fox]

Separatist?

Wait for it to click, Boc. Not sure on the ETA of realisation, but I’m sure you’ll get there....

 

[homer]

Wait for it to click, Boc. Not sure on the ETA of realisation, but I’m sure you’ll get there....

Lovely stuff

Still won't happen...

 

[bocadillo]

Wait for it to click, Boc. Not sure on the ETA of realisation, but I’m sure you’ll get there....

I got that OK with no problem.

I was just reminded of the occasion many years ago when I wrote a long piece on Maternal Deprivation and spelled seperate... eeerrr... separate incorrectly more times than I choose to remember. Lazzer might be wise to avoid the same embarrassment.

 

[sparky79]

Bernard = powderpuff
Adama Traore = Cobi Jones on steroids
Gibson = could never play with Maguire.

not bothered we haven't signed these. would definitely take Thorgan Hazard given his record in Germany. A goal every 4 games for an attacking midfielder is strong.

 

[City Fan]

Bernard = powderpuff
Adama Traore = Cobi Jones on steroids
Gibson = could never play with Maguire.

not bothered we haven't signed these.

Fair enough you don't want us to sign those three, but your reasoning for each is pretty laughable.

 

[homer]

Gibson could never play with Maguire ???

What the absolute feck ?

 

[M17TT C]

Cobi Jones had really cool hair too and was worth signing just for that.

 

[City Fan]

Gibson could never play with Maguire ???

What the absolute feck ?

It really is silly season.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Bournemouth told to pay £15m for Mepham.

Leicester's £15m bid for Mepham rejected.

 

[sparky79]

Gibson and Maguire both lack the same things, - pace, organisational experience, extensive top level experience. Of course they could play together but probably shouldn't.
Adama Traore is pacy but consistently lacks end product of goals and assists in any top level games.
Bernard is lightweight and therefore in and out of sides.
just saying.

if Adama gets 7 goals and 5 assists for wolves and Bernard plays more than 20 games from the start then I'll be wrong. but they won't.

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

Reuben Neves is someone who we should have gone for. Top top top player. I think he'll kill it this season. Him or perhaps Jota. Bags of creativity. I would have loved a signing like that. No doubt a big fee but still.

I reckon Wolves will finish top 10. God knows how they've managed to pull of signing Patricio and Mourinho as well as keeping Neves and Jota.

We're in for a hard season imo. 12th-14th I reckon.

 

[Robin127]

...God knows how they've managed to pull of signing Patricio and Mourinho as well as keeping Neves and Jota...

Probably has something to do with their agent seeming to have some influence over the club's transfer policy.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Adama Traore = Cobi Jones on steroids

What the ****?

 

[sparky79]

Traore averages less than a goal every 12 games and an assist every 6.5 games.
He is, however, fast.
Hence my comparison of him to a notoriously fast player who had a very average end product; Cobi Jones - who would have potentially had to use steroids to achieve the physique of Traore.