Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2018 rumours thread.

[popillius]

Skeggy for the week.

Did he shit in Puel's car?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Did he shit in Puel's car?

Possible.

 

[big_mac4824]

Skeggy for the week.

Treat

 

[Skitzo]

Did he shit in Puel's car?

wasn't the story he fell out with Stowell and the managers just backed the coach

 

[Skitzo]

we're one of 6 teams chasing German left back Marvin Plattenhardt

 

[sparky79]

ooh ah plattenhardt OOH ah plattenhardt

for the oldies

 

[Lako42]

Must be awesome if he's third choice behind two of the shittest keepers in the Premier League.

 

[Skitzo]

Must be awesome if he's third choice behind two of the shittest keepers in the Premier League.

there was talk of him being their no 1 this season before the Alisson deal came about

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

Must be awesome if he's third choice behind two of the shittest keepers in the Premier League.

Exactly my thoughts on this 'deal'

 

[ThaiSweetChilli]

We don't spend £10-12m on a backup goalie even in this inflated market.

It must mean Kasper is on his way or at least they reckon he's going to be on his way.

 

[fitz]

Very odd signing if true.

 

[pork pie fox]

I’d rather we went for Butland, if Kasper departs.

 

[pork pie fox]

ooh ah plattenhardt OOH ah plattenhardt

for the oldies

Wow. Can’t believe I’m an oldie

 

[Skitzo]

We don't spend £10-12m on a backup goalie even in this inflated market.

It must mean Kasper is on his way or at least they reckon he's going to be on his way.

Roma want him so if we can get around £40m of the Alisson fee for Kasper its a good deal

I’d rather we went for Butland, if Kasper departs.

me to or which either of the Burnley keepers wouldn't be first choice

 

[glyn]

we're one of 6 teams chasing German left back Marvin Plattenhardt

Hang on, who’s joining in with us, West Ham, Everton and Southampton for this rumour?

 

[Skitzo]

Hang on, who’s joining in with us, West Ham, Everton and Southampton for this rumour?

link I saw said Us, Everton, Watford, Bournemouth, Fulham and Huddersfield

 

[camberwell fox]

link I saw said Us, Everton, Watford, Bournemouth, Fulham and Huddersfield

It’s not a genuine rumour without Wet Spam.

 

[Blue Maniac]

link I saw said Us, Everton, Watford, Bournemouth, Fulham and Huddersfield

Yay, we’re looking at the same players as Fulham and Huddersfield. How exciting.

 

[Skitzo]

Yay, we’re looking at the same players as Fulham and Huddersfield. How exciting.

if he's a good player he's a good player why do you care who else wants him?

 

[Blue Maniac]

if he's a good player he's a good player why do you care who else wants him?

I would expect our club’s ambitions to be a bit higher than those of considerably less well-off, arguably much smaller clubs. If you’re aiming for top six or top eight, your transfer targets shouldn’t be the same as those hoping to finish 17th, surely?