Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2020 rumours thread

[Skitzo]

Tin helmet on... they aren’t that much better than Gray. Was he a bench player like Gray?

I'm in no way saying he will be as good as him but Mo Salah's stats at Roma weren't overly impressive either, same would go if we got Saint-Maximan from Newcastle, sometime you have to look at the players talent and think what we would do in your set up instead of just looking at the analytics

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I think his first name is pronounced Genghis which, on its own, is a good reason to sign him. We've never had a Genghis, and neither has anyone else in the Premier league to my knowledge.

Excellent.

Should have the whole of the Kop reading up on the Mongol invasions & early medieval Europe looking for inspiration for a song.

Should have a right belter in place by the time crowds are allowed back.

 

[SilverFox]

I'm in no way saying he will be as good as him but Mo Salah's stats at Roma weren't overly impressive either, same would go if we got Saint-Maximan from Newcastle, sometime you have to look at the players talent and think what we would do in your set up instead of just looking at the analytics

Fingers crossed because it looks like we are going to do it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

No it isn’t, this is a Song:
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That’s a Son

 

[Jeff]

That’s a Son

This is A Song

 

[Volpone]

Fingers crossed because it looks like we are going to do it.

If we pull this off it will be a real coup. Everton thought they had him in the bag and will be well pissed off. It'll be because of Cags.

 

[Blue Maniac]

This is A Song

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This is also a Song

 

[Micky]

Some more stats...

Cengiz Ünder - Goals, Assists & Stats | FootyStats

Cengiz Ünder's performance statistics for Leicester City and national team. Cengiz Ünder is a Midfielder who have played in 9 matches and scored 0 Goals in the 2020/2021 season of Premier League in England. Other data include Goals per Match, Conceded Goals, Conceded per Match ...

footystats.org

Bear in mind these are stats after missing pre-season and getting injured again two months into the season. Still might be doggo though.

 

[TornadoShaunUK]

Sky reporting £2.7m upfront to loan him then £21.9m makes it permanent end of the season, so £24.6m.

Also Wesley Fofana has posted a cryptic aeroplane emoji on twitter.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Also Wesley Fofana has posted a cryptic aeroplane emoji on twitter.

His way of marking the 19th anniversary of the September 11th attacks, somewhat tasteless and five days late but whatevs

 

[Jeff]

This evening, Fofana posted a goodbye message to St.Etienne and minutes later deleted his social media.

Also Wesley Fofana has posted a cryptic aeroplane emoji on twitter.

 

[Blue Maniac]

What’s a cryptic aeroplane anyway?

 

[Jeff]

What’s a cryptic aeroplane anyway?

Eighties Indie band. Did two sessions for John Peel.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Eighties Indie band. Did two sessions for John Peel.

Weird that there’s an emoji for them, how hipster is Fofana’s phone?

Fofana’s phone sounds weird out loud.

 

[homer]

Tin helmet on... they aren’t that much better than Gray. Was he a bench player like Gray?

No point looking at Grays stats

We’ve all watched him time and time again and know he’s complete shite

He can’t possibly be any worse than that fecker

 

[tedfoxxx]

Weird that there’s an emoji for them, how hipster is Fofana’s phone?

Fofana’s phone sounds weird out loud.

The phonetics of Fofana’s phone.

 

[Blue Maniac]

No point looking at Grays stats

We’ve all watched him time and time again and know he’s complete shite

He can’t possibly be any worse than that fecker

Momo Sylla
Josh Low
Joe Hamill
Jonny Hayes
Max Gradel
Andy Welsh
Levi Porter
Gábor Bori
Shaun Newton
and so on

 

[Miles Away]

Lee Philpott!

 

[SilverFox]

No point looking at Grays stats

We’ve all watched him time and time again and know he’s complete shite

He can’t possibly be any worse than that fecker

I’ve seen worse. We know it’s possible

 

[Singapore Fox]

Lee Philpott!

A tad harsh....