Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2020 rumours thread

[popillius]

Mercury had this story with the heading 'Leicester Ace... ' . **** sake. No loss.

 

[pork pie fox]

Mercury had this story with the heading 'Leicester Ace... ' . **** sake. No loss.

Many moons ago, I remember seeing a Mercury sandwich board with the headline that we were going to sign a player from Man Utd. Popped inside the newsagent to see the story was about Brian Carey. I was a tad underwhelmed.

 

[popillius]

Many moons ago, I remember seeing a Mercury sandwich board with the headline that we were going to sign a player from Man Utd. Popped inside the newsagent to see the story was about Brian Carey. I was a tad underwhelmed.

Could have been worse. It might have been Matty James..... Oh ****.

 

[fitz]

Has anyone swooped for our star? Maybe from a league where ankles aren't important? Celtic?

 

[Miles Away]

Could have been worse. It might have been Matty James..... Oh ****.

did you ever watch Brian Carey? I’d rather put James’ treatment table across the back line.

 

[popillius]

did you ever watch Brian Carey? I’d rather put James’ treatment table across the back line.

That's true. It would certainly move quicker. Jebus, what a mess of a player.

 

[Skitzo]

You remember how hyped Patrick Gerbrand was? Did he even play 10 games before vanishing? Same with the Iranian full back we signed.

the Mandaric era was a complete mess

 

[camberwell fox]

did you ever watch Brian Carey? I’d rather put James’ treatment table across the back line.

Nicknamed Scarey Carey if my memory serves me.

 

[homer]

Nicknamed Scarey Carey if my memory serves me.

Those aren't the words I used to use...

 

[Ike O'Noclassed]

Nicknamed Scarey Carey if my memory serves me.

Awww. Happy memories of him and David Lowe (had a kid at the village school) coming and giving the nippers an afternoon's coaching. At that level he looked pretty good.

 

[pork pie fox]

Awww. Happy memories of him and David Lowe (had a kid at the village school) coming and giving the nippers an afternoon's coaching. At that level he looked pretty good.

I bet he still got done for pace by the 8 year olds, though.

 

[camberwell fox]

I bet he still got done for pace by the 8 year olds, though.

to be fair, people with rigor mortis move quicker than Brian.

 

[pork pie fox]

to be fair, people with rigor mortis move quicker than Brian.

Ture

 

[Miles Away]

to be fair, people with rigor mortis move quicker than Brian.

My first real brush of “oh this is a really shit signing”. You never forget your first.

 

[jb5000]

My first real brush of “oh this is a really shit signing”. You never forget your first.

Or your first sale of a star. I'm still pining for Gary Macallister

 

[Miles Away]

Or your first sale of a star. I'm still pining for Gary Macallister

Kitson, probably. Losing Joachim stung, but he was a bit of a spent force by then.

 

[Robin127]

The Doog.

 

[homer]

The Jim Melrose disaster kicked me in the teeth, and I’ve never really recovered

 

[tedfoxxx]

Joey.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Lee Morris