Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2020 rumours thread

[alex]

I just had Rachid Ghezzal 20 times.

You and Homeywomey

 

[Micky]

 

[SilverFox]

loan plus option is far better than loan plus obligation. It will also hopefully motivate the player. He in effect knows he has to prove he is worth it.

 

[jb5000]

I think he'd be lucky to get Burnley. Infact, I bet Sean Dyche wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.

Honestly, I think that Dyche could be just what Grey needs. A disciplinarian manager whose team play in a limited style, a bit like the Leicester side he was signed to

 

[jb5000]

He does. Unless you can find 20 worse players in this list:

Daniel Amartey
Luis Hernandez
Ron-Robert Zieler
Nampalys Mendy
Ahmed Musa
Bartosz Kapustka
Islam Slimani
Onyinye Ndidi
Harry Maguire
Vicente Iborra
Eldin Jakupovic
Kelechi Iheanacho
Adrien Silva
Fousseni Diabate
Jonny Evans
Ricardo Pereira
James Maddison
Danny Ward
Rachid Ghezzal
Filip Benkovic
Caglar Soyuncu
James Justin
Dennis Praet
Timothy Castagne

Maybe if you count players signed for the development squad he might sneak in.

OK, top 20 - but not top 10

 

[Graz]

Either Ünder is being announced soon, or we've actually signed the Undertaker.

 

[City Fan]

Either Ünder is being announced soon, or we've actually signed the Undertaker.

I didn’t realise our club’s social media could get any worse...

...until now.

 

[camberwell fox]

I didn’t realise our club’s social media could get any worse...

...until now.

I know, seriously underwhelming.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Either Ünder is being announced soon, or we've actually signed the Undertaker.

I think you’ll find it’s The Ündertaker

 

[DillyDing22]

They had also changed all the ‘u’s to ‘ü’. So that’s what they’ve been doing all window, brainstorming ingenious announcement techniques.

 

[Volpone]

Honestly, I think that Dyche could be just what Gray needs. A disciplinarian manager whose team play in a limited style, a bit like the Leicester side he was signed to

It's Grodgers

 

[Volpone]

I know, seriously underwhelming.

I thought it was quite good actually. No one on here came up with Under Taken. We should have kept Jeff Schlupp then we'd have a Schlupp and Under!
I'll get my coat before Eddie Waring turns in his grave.

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[Skitzo]

No Fofana in the squad

 

[Blue Maniac]

View attachment 15463 No Fofana in the squad

All their subs have double-barrelled names, how strange

 

[lazzer]

All their subs have double-barrelled names, how strange

And they are playing in Loughborough ?

 

[pork pie fox]

And they are playing in Loughborough ?

I seen it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

And they are playing in Loughborough ?

So they are, that’s even weirder

 

[Volpone]

All their subs have double-barrelled names, how strange

Because they are all replicants.

 

[Graz]

All their subs have double-barrelled names, how strange

Can't tell if you're joking, but I think they have 10 subs.