Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[pork pie fox]

You wouldn't be saying that if you lived in a metal tube, desperately trying to find some shade. And people worry that we might be cold in winter!

No, that’s a fair comment. I’m in Greece though and will be in Portugal in a couple of weeks, so football isn’t on the menu at the min

 

[SilverFox]

Another manager may not have got us anywhere near close enough.

Disagree, but that is the beauty of a forum.

 

[fitz]

No, that’s a fair comment. I’m in Greece though and will be in Portugal in a couple of weeks, so football isn’t on the menu at the min

Gyros every night is it?

 

[popillius]

Gyros every night is it?

Wirh a pint of Ouzo and a baby oiled Greek waiter. Holiday memories made right there.

 

[pork pie fox]

Gyros every night is it?

See pop’s post.

 

[pork pie fox]

Wirh a pint of Ouzo and a baby oiled Greek waiter. Holiday memories made right there.

Knows.

 

[fitz]

Wirh a pint of Ouzo and a baby oiled Greek waiter. Holiday memories made right there.

Last time I was in Greece i kicked a hotel door through and threatened a knife wielding Scotsman with a vase of flowers. Happy times.

 

[popillius]

Last time I was in Greece i kicked a hotel door through and threatened a knife wielding Scotsman with a vase of flowers. Happy times.

Ah. A Geordie holiday.

 

[Rock Fox]

Last time I was in Greece i kicked a hotel door through and threatened a knife wielding Scotsman with a vase of flowers. Happy times.

Why was the knife wielding Scotman carrying a vase of flowers? Was he proposing - but wasn't very good at handling rejection ?

 

[fitz]

Ah. A Geordie holiday.

Aye. With the wife stood behind me saying "you've walked past a fire extinguisher to pick up a ****ing vase?!?!"

As i say, happy times. Would recommend on trip advisor.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Ah. A Geordie holiday.

Wedding.

 

[parafox]

Wedding.

And the Scotsman was the ring bearer?

 

[fitz]

Wedding.

Nah they're worse

 

[Brown Nose]

We didn't. He decided to leave. It's not difficult to understand.

Pop logic.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Pop logic.

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To be fair, the graphic isn’t wrong

 

[popillius]

Pop logic.

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If you mean taking the facts to come to a staggeringly simple conclusion then yes. Spot on.

 

[FryattFox]

If Chelsea can sign Salah and De Bruyne, and then ship them both out for a £10m profit in total a couple of years later because they weren't good enough for the first team, I'm fairly relaxed that we'll let the odd youngster leave who *may* go on to achieve bigger and better things.

 

[Brown Nose]

To be fair, the graphic isn’t wrong

Exactly my point.

If you mean taking the facts to come to a staggeringly simple conclusion then yes. Spot on.

You're certainly a fan a being simple.

 

[DillyDing22]

If Chelsea can sign Salah and De Bruyne, and then ship them both out for a £10m profit in total a couple of years later because they weren't good enough for the first team, I'm fairly relaxed that we'll let the odd youngster leave who *may* go on to achieve bigger and better things.

Not to mention Muzzy and Kingy

 

[popillius]

You're certainly a fan a being simple.

Brilliant.

If I was sat in a room with you and a tin of Corned Beef, I'd be more receptive to the opinions of the tin of Corned Beef.