Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2022 rumours thread

[popillius]

Yep, one game. Here was 'one game' for Wales last season too.

Okay. I mean, I've seen every ****ing England keeper do the same thing and worse but nonetheless it was horrific. Like I say, it's super easy to pick out the errors; you can find loads of them for nearly every keeper in the league if you look hard enough. He's had some excellent games but I suppose they are all too easy to ignore. He's a decent enough keeper without being spectacular and we won't be hugely worse off with him in goal rather than Iversen or anyone we could afford to sign. Like I say, I'd prefer Iversen but the mistakes he made in pre-season are just as bad or worse than any Ward has made whilst playing for us.

 

[fitz]

Yep, one game. Here was 'one game' for Wales last season too.

There was a cup game when he had a real life FIFA glitch. Just completely froze as the ball bounced around him. There's a reason he's made a career of making up the numbers at this level.

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[popillius]

Are these media interviews available to watch live do you know?

 

[Jeff]

Is Jakupovic available?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Is Jakupovic available?

Hope so. We've already missed out on Ben Hamer.

 

[Brown Nose]

Are these media interviews available to watch live do you know?

Who do you think I am, the Press Officer or something?

 

[Jeff]

Hope so. We've already missed out on Ben Hamer.

I was only half joking...

If Ward and Iversen are going to be our two first choice goalkeepers, we'll still need a third choice keeper. Someone experienced, who is happy not playing but can do a job if we need him. Maybe combined with a coaching role?

 

[fitz]

Is Jakupovic available?

He doesn't exist

 

[Miles Away]

Kasper isn't perfect at all, hence why he has played for us for so long, but he must be worth at least 10 points to us a season.

I think that is very much in dispute last season. He certainly has to bear a lot of responsibility on the set piece problem.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Who do you think I am, the Press Officer or something?

…are you the Press Officer?

 

[fitz]

I was only half joking...

If Ward and Iversen are going to be our two first choice goalkeepers, we'll still need a third choice keeper. Someone experienced, who is happy not playing but can do a job if we need him. Maybe combined with a coaching role?

Mike Stowell?

 

[Jeff]

Mike Stowell?

Not sure a coaching role suits him.

 

[fitz]

Not sure a coaching role suits him.

Would be win win then. Just need a new coach.

 

[Miles Away]

I think Jakub Stolarczyk is highly rated.

There's also Brad Young who was heavily linked with some big clubs before we got him.

And then there's Odunze as well.

We have a large pipeline. No need to bring back Jakupovic.

 

[fitz]

We have a large pipeline.

Chortle

 

[Brown Nose]

…are you the Press Officer?

No comment.

 

[SilverFox]

If this is true it is the biggest statement yet the KP are in financial difficulty. We are a vanity project they can no longer afford.

 

[Jeff]

NI think Jakub Stolarczyk is highly rated.

There's also Brad Young who was heavily linked with some big clubs before we got him.

And then there's Odunze as well.

We have a large pipeline. No need to bring back Jakupovic.

Stolarczyk needs more experience, I'm sure he'll go out on loan. Won't do him any good staying here as third choice keeper.

 

[fitz]

Angus Gunn maybe?