Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2023 rumours thread - it's started already!

[Brown Nose]

Is this Cannon nobber coming then, or what?

 

[H T B]

Is this Cannon nobber coming then, or what?

yes, yes, yes, YEeeessssS !!!!!

 

[Brown Nose]

You'd imagine that we need to confirm the departure of Daka before adding Cannon.

 

[Graz]

Is this Cannon nobber coming then, or what?

These deadline day deals drag Cannon anon an on.

 

[homer]

What time exactly does the window slam shut

 

[Blaarev]

What time exactly does the window slam shut

Where? In Germany? Or Samoa?

 

[DillyDing22]

What time exactly does the window slam shut

On the sound of the Cannon

 

[homer]

I just want to know if there’s time for us to swoop for a major transfer coup

 

[Brown Nose]

What time exactly does the window slam shut

Rudkin has spent the day in Hunstanton and had some fish and chips before driving back to Seagrave this evening. He is due to have a massage around 10pm and then he might look at his phone afterwards.

 

[homer]

Someone on Talkshite just said the deal for Daka is off

 

[Graz]

I just want to know if there’s time for us to swoop for a major transfer coup

11pm. 1hr more until Rudkin thinks of submitting paperwork for our signings

 

[SilverFox]

Someone on Talkshite just said the deal for Daka is off

Aww but according to Zambian FB he’s the greatest of all time.

 

[SJN-Fox]

11pm. 1hr more until Rudkin thinks of submitting paperwork for our signings

Give or take the odd 14 seconds or so.

 

[jb5000]

Definitely would still like another centre back, otherwise we may have to play Cannon in D

That would be major

 

[tedfoxxx]

I know most clubs leave things until the last minute because they’re all trying to outsmart each other but frankly you deserve everything you get if you try to do three months work in an afternoon and fall flat on your face.

Just do better. We want to **** Daka off, **** him off. Now we have the worst of both worlds.

 

[glyn]

If we still have Nacho and Wilf in 43 minutes I’ll be delighted with the window. Yes it’s a problem with their contracts. But they are proven PL players (or have been) and are incredible assets in this league.

 

[Brown Nose]

Looking like another classic Rudkin deadline day.

 

[glyn]

And Forest have just signed some midfielder from Bologna so presumably not getting Wilf.

 

[Micky]

Looking like another classic Rudkin deadline day.

In what way?

 

[M17TT C]

In what way?

We fail to move Daka on so Cannon is fired before signing