Speculation The hysterical and annoying, but traditional, totally unfounded summer 2023 rumours thread - it's started already!

[fox58]

Palinha from Fulham's proposed move to Bayern has fallen through.

Maybe they'll come for Wilf last minute after all?

The German transfer widow is closed

 

[Graz]

Palinha from Fulham's proposed move to Bayern has fallen through.

Maybe they'll come for Wilf last minute after all?

No it won't, Palinha's move is off because the Bundesliga window shut before Fulham could find a replacement.

 

[glyn]

Anyone know when the German window closes?

 

[Jeff]

Anyone know when the German window closes?

I think it might have closed. Maybe someone can confirm.

 

[Blaarev]

I think it might have closed. Maybe someone can confirm.

I’m not German but if you want a foreign source I can confirm that my impression is that the German window has closed.

 

[tedfoxxx]

DAS FENSTER IST GESCHLOSSEN!!!

 

[Blaarev]

DAS FENSTER IST GESCHLOSSEN!!!

Ist es auf Tiktok bestätigt?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Ist es auf Tiktok bestätigt?

Ja nicht….. fax machine(?)

 

[Robin127]

DAS FENSTER IST GESCHLOSSEN!!!

Don't you mean:
das Fenster ist zugefallen

 

[Blaarev]

Don't you mean:
das Fenster ist zugefallen

No, he meant
das Fenster ist zuknallen

 

[Miles Away]

But stunned there hasn’t been more movement here.

Iversen, Soumare, Ward.

Ndidi looked a certainty, and I expected Nacho too.

 

[Micky]

 

[SilverFox]

DAS FENSTER IST GESCHLOSSEN!!!

Knall. Das Fenster ist zugeschlagen.

 

[popillius]

But stunned there hasn’t been more movement here.

Iversen, Soumare, Ward.

Ndidi looked a certainty, and I expected Nacho too.

Soumare will go. I didn't think Iheanacho would move and Iversen, well, he's just not very good. Like most of the shite we need to offload. I think Daka and Soumare out with Cannon in and that'll be us done tonight.

 

[DillyDing22]

Definitely would still like another centre back, otherwise we may have to play Cannon in D

 

[camberwell fox]

But stunned there hasn’t been more movement here.

Iversen, Soumare, Ward.

Ndidi looked a certainty, and I expected Nacho too.

Homer’s fault.

 

[Brown Nose]

Looking like Soumare and Daka out on loans. Cannon in.

That might be it.

Still looking that way.

 

[camberwell fox]

Still looking that way.

Well, if anyone can, cannon can.

 

[M17TT C]

DAS FENSTER IST GESCHLOSSEN!!!

Ales klar, Justin?

 

[homer]

Is this Cannon nobber coming then, or what?